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Play ideas for chronically ill, disabled, or otherwise bed bound/low energy littles

Hi all! I am chronically ill. I am not comfortable sharing my specific diagnosis, but I am more than okay with talking about disability in general. Everything below is based on my own personal experiences and activities I like to do while stuck in bed. Everyone's body and experiences are different. I may list some things that just aren't an option for you, and that's okay. You are more than welcome to add on to this post with activities you do too!

🐛 Open the curtains and cloud watch! I like to look for clouds that remind me of animals or characters and day dream a story about them. If the weather is nice, consider opening your window a little bit and letting some fresh air into your room.

🐦 Bird watch! I have a bird feeder outside my window that I painted myself from a kid's kit. There are also bird feeders that have suction cups that can be stuck right on your window. You can also make your own seed ornaments. You could pick yourself up a kids book or two on learning to identify birds.

🌷 Get a window planter. You may need someone's help to set one up, but once they are in place they are fairly easy to care for. I like pansies and marigolds because they remind me of childhood, and they are low maintenance and do well in containers.

📖 Audiobooks are great for middles who want to read chapter books. If you have a library card you can borrow tons of audiobook, ebooks, and comics through hoopla and Libby for free. There are some audiobooks for younger kiddo books, but honestly I think YouTube is better for that.

🖼️ Scrapbooks and journals! Being penpals with another little is also an option, but I do recommend using basic internet safety and common sense. (I don't think you should do this if you are under 18). You could always scan/take pictures of your letter and send it digitally to your penpal instead.

🛏️ If you spend a lot of time in bed, and have the money to do so, I really recommend getting items to make your time in bed more comfortable. Extra pillows, or even a reading pillow can be helpful. Lap desks or bed tables can give you space to color or set up play scenes with small toys.

🌟 You can also decorate the area around your bed to make it more child like! Fairy lights, glow in the dark stars, bed canopies, posters, and the like.

🪑 I have a floor chair I use for times I am playing outside of my bed. Being close to the floor helps me feel small, but not having back support hurts after a short while. I have an adjustable one that I can lay flat on the floor as a sleeping mat. Very helpful for the times when I need a quick nap after playtime.

🎨 Check the seasonal and kids sections at dollar stores and Five Below. I usually find fun craft kits that can keep me occupied for a bit for really cheap.

🧶 Do your own crafts! I like the knit and crochet. Some people can do them in bed, but I find it difficult to find a comfortable way to do that. However making friendship bracelets in bed works out pretty well. They make great gifts, even for non little friends. Or you could make matching ones for you and your CG or favorite plushie!

🪀 Make your own sensory bin! You can find tons of tutorials and ideas online. Bonus is you can get most of the items you would use at the dollar store. There are tons of other DIY sensory toys you can make as well if you look around. Glitter/shaker bottles are pretty popular too.

🐇 Cuddle with your stuffed animals. Tell them stories. Play pretend. Read to them. They will appreciate all of it.

🎮 If you have an old 3DS stuffed away in a drawer somewhere, pull it back out. 3DS are fairly easy to install homebrew and there are toooons of kiddo friendly games you could get (check 3ds.hacks.guide for this, do not follow tutorials on YouTube or random websites as they very well could be outdated)

💊 Decorate your medicine organizers with stickers. If you use mobility aids you can decorate them as well! Fake flowers are great for decorating mobility aids and there are tons of ideas you can find online.

🍼 I have stomach problems that makes it hard for me to eat enough. I often drink Ensure to make sure I am getting enough calories/nutrients. I get the strawberry flavor and sometimes put it in my sippy cup and pretend it is strawberry milk 😋

😴 If you need rest, rest! You deserve to get as much sleep as your body needs. Babies and toddlers take naps all the time! Trying to just exist with chronic health issues is difficult enough. You don't need to push yourself.

Earth child

Earth children are the guardians of the planet, embodying its strength, resilience, and life-giving nature. They can shape the land, make plants grow, and restore balance to the environment. With earthy features, glowing skin, and a calming presence, they bring stability and harmony wherever they go. Their bond with nature is unbreakable, and they draw wisdom and strength from the Earth itself.

Abilities

Earth healing - The power to heal damaged ecosystems, purify soil, and restore balance to the environment.

Mineral affinity - A connection to gemstones and metals, allowing them to summon or shape these materials.

Environmental awareness - A deep, almost supernatural sense of the Earth's condition, such as detecting danger or finding resources.

Elemental shielding - Creating barriers of stone, roots, or soil to protect themselves or others.

Animal bond - A natural connection to animals, allowing them to communicate or calm even the wildest creatures.

Seismic control - The ability to cause tremors or minor earthquakes by channeling the Earth's energy.

Earth healing - The power to heal damaged ecosystems, purify soil, and restore balance to the environment.

Enchanted endurance, stability and strength

Earth manipulation

Gravity manipulation

Plant manipulation

Characteristics

Eyes often reflect natural hues, like green, brown, or amber, with a grounding, calming effect.

Natural scent - soil, rain, or forests

Hair is usually brown or red,

Grounded presence - Their presence feels stabilizing, as if they bring balance and calm wherever they go.

Earth symbols - Patterns resembling tree roots, leaves, or cracks in stone might appear as markings on their skin.

Textured skin - their skin may take on the texture of bark, stone, or soil, especially when using their powers.

Sturdy build

Living accessories - Flowers, moss, or small plants might grow naturally on their clothes or hair

Eyes of wisdom - their eyes are usually green, blue or dark brown

Gets sick easily

Full form:

Names | Planet children | Masterlist

Clingy Wanda Maximoff head canons

Needed some Wanda snuggles! What can I say? Let’s get into it!

When Wanda wakes up feeling especially clingy, she wraps her arms tightly around you and nuzzles her face into your neck. It’s the coziest feeling in the world, and you can’t help the smile on your face as you bury your fingers in her soft hair. She’s very good at snuggling.

If Wanda wants even more attention, she creates what you affectionately call the ‘Wanda Bubble’. It’s her way of staying close to you throughout the day and not letting you stray too far. Whether you’re watching TV, cooking, or just lounging around, she finds a way to stay physically connected. Playing with your hair or resting her head on your shoulder are her personal favorites… A couple of times she’s even climbed onto your back like a koala while you take care of a few things around the house T^T

Wanda has this sweet habit of leaving little surprises for you. It could be a heartfelt note on your pillow or a cup of your favorite coffee waiting for you in the kitchen. It means the world to see how she shows her love even when you two are apart.

Sometimes, Wanda pouts playfully when she needs affection. It’s okay, though. She’s so adorable and you’d never be able resist giving her all the cuddles she wants… And when her lower lip starts to wobble? You fix it with a kiss.

Wanda also loves to hear reassurances and affirmations from you. While I definitely think that physical touch is her favorite way to receive affection, affirmations are a close second. You remind her how much you love her, how special she is to you, and how lucky you are to have her in your life. Her little cheeks turn rosy as she listens to your soothing voice.

Wanda insists on having movie marathons with you. You both curl up on the couch, surrounded by blankets and pillows, and she lies her head on your chest, sighing contentedly. She often lets you pick the movies… But to be honest, she rarely pays full attention to the screen anyway. Having you close is all she really focuses on.

Wanda is never shy about showing affection in public, especially when she’s feeling clingy with you. Holding hands has become the norm, no matter where you two are. She loves intertwining your fingers as you walk, shop, or even just sit at a cafe. Oh, yeah. The 'Wanda Bubble’ follows you just about everywhere…

While Wanda admittedly does the majority of the cooking for you both, when she’s feeling a little vulnerable, she asks you to make her favorite comfort foods. You both share a meal together and then she curls up in your arms, seeking that extra bit of warmth and love from you.

It brings you a deep sense of satisfaction to know that you bring her so much comfort. You’d do anything for her.

Masterlist

Agatha Harkness Having a Crush on You (Headcanons)

A/N: Requested by no one, I love this hoe so I’m doing it

*✧･ﾟListen Agatha is by no means tame when she has a crush

*✧･ﾟ Like most people would get all tongue tied, but this bitch is bold 

*✧･ﾟIt starts out as her being really curious about you, but she can’t quite put her finger on why you stand out so much to her 

*✧･ﾟ The moment she realizes that she has a crush on you, it is absolutely over for everyone 

*✧･ﾟYou lived in Westview without even realizing she existed and then one day, boom you can’t get rid of this crazy bitch

*✧･ﾟshe’ll stop you in town just to give you a wide smile and an earful of conversation

*✧･ﾟ She’s always super touchy with you, and grabs your arms or your waist when she’s speaking with you

*✧･ﾟAgatha is always enthusiastic as fuck when she speaks to you too like 

*✧･ﾟ “Y/N! Honey, you look stunning! I thought I was the best looking woman in this town, but you’re quite the competition!”

*✧･ﾟ If anyone in town so much as looks at you, she finds a way to interject if she’s around and makes sure to take up space so you pay attention to her instead

*✧･ﾟShe is always in your house and you have no idea how she does it 

*✧･ﾟ But you don’t necessarily mind considering you secretly love her company even if it might be a little… non-traditional

*✧･ﾟ always bringing you things

*✧･ﾟfood, presents, clothes, her rabbit, etc

*✧･ﾟshe’ll just start helping you around the house without you even asking her 

*✧･ﾟ Better yet, you come home to fully cooked dinners as a surprise

*✧･ﾟ The closer you two get, the more impatient she is

*✧･ﾟLike the second you start flirting back she knows it’s game over and that she has to make a move

*✧･ﾟShe’d probably tell you when you least expect it, like when she’s dropping something off or if she sees you out on the street

*✧･ﾟshe’d say something like “Listen, sugar. You’re single, and I’m clearly available-”

*✧･ﾟ you’d ask “What about Ralph?”

*✧･ﾟ in which she’d respond, “Who? Oh him… Yeah… Anyway, you’re single, and I’m clearly available so why don’t we get this show on the road, hm?”

*✧･ﾟYou’d ask, “Agnes, what are you talking about?”

*✧･ﾟ“I’m asking you on a date, Y/N. You and me, the whole shabang. What do you say, cutie?”

*✧･ﾟdoesn’t even acknowledge her fake husband bc she’s so infatuated with you

*✧･ﾟ fuck ralph lives ig

*✧･ﾟ but of course you accept and she’s all giddy and cryptic about it

*✧･ﾟ “Great! See you tonight, hun!” and then prepares to give you the date of a LIFETIME

*✧･ﾟ like fr get ready bitch bc she’s gonna go all out whether you like it or not

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tw eggpregg

Tentacle dildos but not silicone molded into tentacles shapes—actual alive tentacles the size of a dildo, some bigger, some smaller, that you have to keep and care for like anemones in an aquarium. They love wet and warm crevices because they're used to laying their eggs in them. Since they've been domesticated for the general market, they've developed a symbiotic relationship with humans. When removed from the water, they search your body for that warm hole to breed, glide into your ass or pussy and start fucking you until they come inside you. The eggs will develop and leave your body eventually, requiring an additional one-week incubation period. Once they have hatched, they grow fairly quickly into full-sized tentacles and boom, you got yourself a dozen more that compete for your holes.

If you're not into the whole eggpregg business—they recently crossbred two types of tentacles whose come is sterile. They have been cleared and declared as safe, but the crossbreeding resulted in some unforeseen side-effects. Tentacles that came once or twice per session now have a seemingly unlimited amount of come that they shoot into you until they tire, and the slippery mess it makes has been declared a safety hazard by several consumers now.

If you're not in for the clean-up, you can have them fuck you during their infertile period, which lasts about two weeks. Their self-lubrication is not as active during that time, making for an interesting textural experience, especially with the bumpy ones. But be careful—while infertile, they simply won't finish and just keep fucking you, which can lead to some very long sessions that some customers have called ‘too intense’.

UNIQUE HOBBY IDEAS TO SCRIPT ٠ ࣪⭑

(inspired by @deminetly <3)

ART & DESIGN:

Textile sculpting – Shaping fabric and fibers into intricate art pieces.

Making artisanal perfume – Experimenting with essential oils and rare scents.

Cyanotype printing – Creating blue-tinted prints with sunlight and special chemicals.

Hand-painted book edges – Adding hidden designs to the sides of books.

Architectural sketching – Drawing detailed blueprints of imaginary or real places.

Reverse glass painting – Painting images on the backside of clear glass panels.

Making mini dioramas – Crafting tiny, realistic scenes in boxes or jars.

Creating art with unconventional materials – Coffee stains, pressed flowers, or even rust.

Wax seal crafting – Designing and making custom wax seals for letters.

Weaving tapestries – Using a loom to create textile wall art.

Handmade paper-making – Recycling scraps to craft textured, unique paper.

SPORTS & MOVEMENT:

Aerial hoop (Lyra) – Performing acrobatics on a suspended steel ring.

Extreme pogo-sticking – High jumps, flips, and tricks on a pogo stick.

Sandboarding – Surfing down dunes in the desert.

Equestrian vaulting – Gymnastics and dance moves performed on a moving horse.

Ice sailing – Gliding across frozen lakes with a sail-equipped sled.

Underwater hockey – Playing a sport with a weighted puck at the bottom of a pool.

Capoeira – A blend of martial arts, dance, and acrobatics with Brazilian origins.

Jump rope tricks – Learning advanced freestyle or double Dutch techniques.

Parkour with wheelchairs – An adaptive and extreme sport variation.

Rock balancing – Stacking stones into gravity-defying formations.

Slingshot shooting – Precision aiming with handmade slingshots.

MUSIC & SOUND:

Sound design – Creating custom sounds for games or movies.

Synthesizer programming – Tweaking electronic sounds with analog or digital synths.

Composing soundscapes – Designing immersive ambient music inspired by nature or emotions.

Learning overtone singing – Producing two vocal notes at once.

Sampling old vinyl records – Finding unique loops and beats for music production.

Conducting – Studying orchestral directing and leading musical performances.

Building DIY instruments – Creating unique sounds with handmade tools.

Music visualizations – Designing interactive graphics that react to sound.

Throat singing – Practicing Tuvan or Mongolian singing techniques.

TECH & STRATEGY:

Glitch art creation – Manipulating digital images into trippy visuals.

3D printing miniatures – Designing and printing tiny sculptures or models.

Algorithmic art – Generating visuals using coding and AI.

DIY prosthetics – Learning how to create custom limb enhancements.

Rube Goldberg machines – Designing absurdly complex chain-reaction machines.

Building battle robots – Engineering small, remote-controlled combat machines.

Soldering & circuit building – Creating tech-based DIY projects.

Urban survival skills – Learning how to live off the grid in a city.

Brainwave hacking – Experimenting with binaural beats and neurofeedback.

Playing ARGs (Alternate Reality Games) – Solving mystery games that blend real life with fiction.

NATURE & OUTDOORS:

Foraging & wildcrafting – Finding edible plants and making herbal remedies.

Cave exploration (spelunking) – Navigating through underground tunnels.

Mushroom cultivation – Growing rare and exotic fungi.

Aquascaping – Designing mini underwater landscapes in aquariums.

Bee-keeping for urban areas – Raising pollinators in city environments.

Tree shaping (Arborsculpture) – Training trees to grow into artistic designs.

Tidepool exploration – Studying the tiny creatures left behind by ocean tides.

Fire-making with primitive tools – Learning ancient survival techniques.

Creating miniature greenhouses – Designing tiny glass ecosystems.

Meteorite collecting – Searching for and identifying fallen space rocks.

MIND & STRATEGY:

Lucid dreaming training – Learning how to control your dreams.

Deciphering ancient scripts – Studying and attempting to read extinct languages.

Memory palaces – Training your brain to store and recall vast amounts of information.

Speedcubing – Solving Rubik’s cubes and other puzzles in record time.

Origami tessellations – Advanced geometric folding patterns.

Cryptography – Learning to encode and decode secret messages.

Art of persuasion (Rhetoric) – Mastering the craft of convincing others.

Studying microexpressions – Understanding unspoken emotions through facial movements.

Learning uncommon board games – Mastering strategy-heavy games like Go or Shogi.

Shadowgraphy (hand shadow puppetry) – Creating elaborate shapes using only hands and light.

MISCELLANEOUS & FUN:

Faux stained glass making – Using resin or colored glue to create window art.

Bookbinding – Crafting and restoring old books by hand.

Designing labyrinths & mazes – Drawing or physically building intricate pathways.

Taxidermy art – Preserving and artistically displaying specimens.

Guerilla art installations – Secretly placing meaningful art in public spaces.

Mechanical puzzle design – Creating mind-bending, interlocking objects.

Marionette puppetry – Crafting and performing with handcrafted puppets.

Underwater basket weaving – Yes, it’s real and requires immense skill.

Historical reenactments – Dressing and acting as figures from the past.

Creating custom tarot decks – Designing personalized cards with unique meanings.

Hosting secret dinner parties – Themed, invite-only underground gatherings.

Tattoo machine building – Constructing professional-grade tattoo guns.

Dumpster diving for art materials – Repurposing found objects into creative pieces.

Experimental baking – Making desserts with unconventional ingredients or methods.

Practicing hand lettering – Designing artistic and aesthetic text styles.

Kathryn Hahn and David Harbour presenting at the 30th Critics Choice Awards