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Tentacle dildos but not silicone molded into tentacles shapes—actual alive tentacles the size of a dildo, some bigger, some smaller, that you have to keep and care for like anemones in an aquarium. They love wet and warm crevices because they're used to laying their eggs in them. Since they've been domesticated for the general market, they've developed a symbiotic relationship with humans. When removed from the water, they search your body for that warm hole to breed, glide into your ass or pussy and start fucking you until they come inside you. The eggs will develop and leave your body eventually, requiring an additional one-week incubation period. Once they have hatched, they grow fairly quickly into full-sized tentacles and boom, you got yourself a dozen more that compete for your holes.
If you're not into the whole eggpregg business—they recently crossbred two types of tentacles whose come is sterile. They have been cleared and declared as safe, but the crossbreeding resulted in some unforeseen side-effects. Tentacles that came once or twice per session now have a seemingly unlimited amount of come that they shoot into you until they tire, and the slippery mess it makes has been declared a safety hazard by several consumers now.
If you're not in for the clean-up, you can have them fuck you during their infertile period, which lasts about two weeks. Their self-lubrication is not as active during that time, making for an interesting textural experience, especially with the bumpy ones. But be careful—while infertile, they simply won't finish and just keep fucking you, which can lead to some very long sessions that some customers have called ‘too intense’.
i feel so, like, SO uncomfortable whenever i search for anythinmg about my s/o (like photos on pinterest) and something about my s/o and their canonical partner pops up LMAOOOOO. i feel like… idk, like i'm forcing them to "break up" just to be with me, and it makes my insany ass feel like the "villain" of the story 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 (?????!???!?!?!?!??????!?!?!??!?!??!!!)
𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔦𝔯
Thinking about Rio and hurting bad.
Thinking about the love she had for Agatha, a mortal, a love so strong that Rio was willing to bend her own rules—the sacred balance—just because Agatha said one thing.
“I will hate you forever.”
Rio knew that there was nothing to stop what was coming. She did not want to do it, she had no choice. It was the way of life and so was the way of death. It was the way of Rio’s very own being.
And yet Agatha still rejected her. Everything that Rio stood for and everything that Rio ever was, over something that she had absolutely no control over.
Can you imagine how painful that would be?
Still she stood there and took everything Agatha threw at her.
And Rio did try to find a way to work around, she offered time. For Agatha, for Nicky. And for herself.
She bought time for both of them to delay the most unthinkable. For Agatha, it was the death of her (their) son; and for Rio, nothing was more unimaginable than the loss of Agatha’s love and affection.
It was the greatest gift and blessing Death could ever offer to anyone.
Agatha would get what she wanted, at least for a while. She would welcome their son to the world and live out possibly the happiest moments of her life. But for Rio, it was a countdown to the darkest and most sorrowful time ever known to her.
And Agatha would never know any of that.
Rio Vidal, the most powerful yet most tragic character of the show. Who gave her all but at the end, got nothing back.
Agathario tiktok editors i will never forget you
Why does everyone recommend succession but they don't tell you it's filmed like the office
Like who is the camera man and why does nobody turn to look into the camera i hate it
- Little Miss Baker always has flour on her cheeks .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker hums while kneading dough .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker writes secret recipes in a tiny notebook .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker wears the cutest pastel apron .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a special wooden spoon she swears is lucky .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always sneaks a taste of the batter .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker can tell cookies are done just by the smell .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker decorates cakes like an artist .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a collection of adorable cookie cutters .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker makes the kitchen warm and cozy .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker loves watching bread rise in the oven .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker gives everyone homemade treats “just because" .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a tiny sprinkle obsession .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker bakes at midnight when she can’t sleep .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always has a fresh batch of something cooling on the counter .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker ties her apron in a perfect bow .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker leaves trails of powdered sugar wherever she goes.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a habit of doodling cupcake designs in her notebook .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always has a whisk in her hand, even when she doesn’t need it .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker makes the kitchen smell like cinnamon and vanilla.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker collects vintage recipe cards .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker talks to her dough while kneading it .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a special mug just for sipping tea while waiting for the oven timer .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker owns way too many cupcake liners in different colors .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker gets flour in her hair and doesn’t even notice .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker knows exactly when to take brownies out for the perfect fudgy center .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker arranges her sprinkles in little glass jars .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has the cutest oven mitts with tiny hearts on them.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker insists that cookies taste better when shared .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker loves rainy days because they’re perfect for baking.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker twirls around the kitchen while waiting for dough to rise .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a rolling pin that’s been passed down for generations .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker can make perfect pie crust with her eyes closed .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker gets excited over seasonal baking ingredients .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always has a jar of homemade jam on the counter.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker believes baking is the cure for any bad day .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a soft spot for baking mini versions of everything .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker somehow makes even messy baking look aesthetic .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker leaves cute little notes on her baked goods .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a tiny collection of pastel mixing bowls .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker names her sourdough starter something adorable .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker wears fluffy socks while baking for extra coziness .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker can crack eggs perfectly with one hand .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker gasps dramatically when a cake comes out perfectly .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always does a little happy dance when she tastes something delicious .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a secret stash of chocolate chips for snacking .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker somehow always gets frosting on her nose .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker carefully ties ribbons around gift-wrapped cookies .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always has a candle that smells like vanilla bean burning .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker giggles when the dough poofs up in the oven .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker saves cute bakery boxes just in case .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a collection of whisks in every color .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker writes love letters in icing on cakes .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker loves the sound of a knife slicing through a perfectly crisp croissant.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker collects pretty teaspoons for stirring hot cocoa .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker believes measuring ingredients is optional (but somehow still gets it right) .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always gets flour on her sweater sleeves .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker believes midnight muffins taste better .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a cute little window herb garden for fresh ingredients .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker loves decorating cupcakes like tiny works of art .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker gets a little teary-eyed when someone says her baking is the best they’ve ever had .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker secretly loves licking the cake batter spoon like a little kid .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker has a collection of handwritten recipes with little doodles on them.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker sets out a plate of cookies just because it makes the kitchen feel cozy .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker sprinkles everything with extra love (and maybe a little extra sugar).ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker thinks baking while it rains is peak cottagecore vibes .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always saves the first cookie for herself .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker loves the poof sound when opening a new bag of flour .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker wears a chef’s hat that’s just slightly too big .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker always makes extra dough because she knows she’ll eat some .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker somehow gets cinnamon in places cinnamon shouldn’t be .ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker talks to her cakes as they bake, just to make sure they turn out right.ᐟ
- Little Miss Baker truly believes a warm cookie can fix anything .ᐟ
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𝐎𝐍𝐄. 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆
every year in the summer is where you train to be an avenger, all children through the ages 14-18 train and strengthen their powers, all throughout the summer there’s training courses where you use your powers to get ranked and if you fail to get ranked high enough towards the end of the months [ ex. if you’re rank is low by the end of june ] then you’ll be deemed for more training instead of moving up. For those moving up, there will be a event / party for those who will be advancing into the next step of training. Each month will advance to harder training and if every child continues to advance there will be more celebratory events and activities, at the end of the training there will be a big fight where you will fight someone closer in rank with yours.
𝐓𝐖𝐎. 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝟏
the first event which is held at the end of june is an ice lounge party which you are to wear white or pale blue, everyone has to dress formally and you must show up with your guardian.
𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄. 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝟐
the second event is held at the end of july, this party is a royal themed party, you are still to be dressed formally but now you’re supposed to wear royal colors [ royal pink, royal blue, royal pink, etc ] you are to still show up with your guardian, but this time they are welcome to leave at any point if needed.
𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄
this battle is held at the end of august and you are to fight a lower rank then someone close to rank with you, if you loose both fights you are eliminated from further advancement. if you win one then loose one you are advanced but will be expected to get better on your own, if you win both then you are commended to the advancement with no hesitation.
Needed some Wanda snuggles! What can I say? Let’s get into it!
When Wanda wakes up feeling especially clingy, she wraps her arms tightly around you and nuzzles her face into your neck. It’s the coziest feeling in the world, and you can’t help the smile on your face as you bury your fingers in her soft hair. She’s very good at snuggling.
If Wanda wants even more attention, she creates what you affectionately call the ‘Wanda Bubble’. It’s her way of staying close to you throughout the day and not letting you stray too far. Whether you’re watching TV, cooking, or just lounging around, she finds a way to stay physically connected. Playing with your hair or resting her head on your shoulder are her personal favorites… A couple of times she’s even climbed onto your back like a koala while you take care of a few things around the house T^T
Wanda has this sweet habit of leaving little surprises for you. It could be a heartfelt note on your pillow or a cup of your favorite coffee waiting for you in the kitchen. It means the world to see how she shows her love even when you two are apart.
Sometimes, Wanda pouts playfully when she needs affection. It’s okay, though. She’s so adorable and you’d never be able resist giving her all the cuddles she wants… And when her lower lip starts to wobble? You fix it with a kiss.
Wanda also loves to hear reassurances and affirmations from you. While I definitely think that physical touch is her favorite way to receive affection, affirmations are a close second. You remind her how much you love her, how special she is to you, and how lucky you are to have her in your life. Her little cheeks turn rosy as she listens to your soothing voice.
Wanda insists on having movie marathons with you. You both curl up on the couch, surrounded by blankets and pillows, and she lies her head on your chest, sighing contentedly. She often lets you pick the movies… But to be honest, she rarely pays full attention to the screen anyway. Having you close is all she really focuses on.
Wanda is never shy about showing affection in public, especially when she’s feeling clingy with you. Holding hands has become the norm, no matter where you two are. She loves intertwining your fingers as you walk, shop, or even just sit at a cafe. Oh, yeah. The 'Wanda Bubble’ follows you just about everywhere…
While Wanda admittedly does the majority of the cooking for you both, when she’s feeling a little vulnerable, she asks you to make her favorite comfort foods. You both share a meal together and then she curls up in your arms, seeking that extra bit of warmth and love from you.
It brings you a deep sense of satisfaction to know that you bring her so much comfort. You’d do anything for her.
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