Kathryn Hahn and David Harbour presenting at the 30th Critics Choice Awards
You getting a job as a personal assistant for Ateez, but all your Job includes is them fucking you before and after performances because they can’t perform with a hard on and also like to be drained after because it builds back up again.
This looks orgasmic
They both do.
i'm weak
the parasites... they're taking over...
i'm gonna start howling and whooping like a monkey
shifters scripting the same person in all their realities or just shifting for people who are at their core, practically the same person is just so. poetically beautiful.
"you don't exist here in this reality, but I will make sure we are together in every other one" like hello?? this is love at its peak?? choosing the same person again and again, choosing to be with them no matter the situation??
when I find a brilliant, jaw dropping, amazing x reader fic but suddenly I’ve been given a first name, last name, hair colour and eye colour
Imagine, the whole coven still alive and actually being protective of Rio when they're out and about and she's being quirky in the real world and people in public say shit or look at her weird and then the entire Coven of Chaos simultaneously starts insulting people all at once and no one can make out what they're shouting over each other at the same time and Lady fucking Death just smiles "innocently" (but also thankfully) behind them even though she could totally handle her own
She is so stinking cute. It's not even funny.
🎞️ ⋮ writer/fame dr
timeline:
this dr takes place around late august of 2022 due to the fact i intend to be part of one of the films i work on right from its beginning
locations:
los angeles, california (main)
vancouver, canada
new york, new york
san antonio, texas
london, england
notes:
i scripted out a lot of things that occur in this reality (due to the fact i scripted the timeline of everything somewhat similar)
some movies in my filmography are book adaptations that do not exist in this reality however exist in mine and most tv-shows in my filmography are cancelled shows in this reality so i decided to make them continued in my dr (just incase of some confusion hehe)
name: lilian maricel villaécija
nicknames: lily, lia, celia, mary/mari
gender & pronouns: demigirl || she/they
birthday: august 11th, 1980
height: 5’6”/167 cm
zodiac sign: leo
mbti: enfp
nationality & ethnicity: american || filipino-chinese
occupations:
screenwriter
script supervisor
production designer
director of photography
make-up artist
storyboard artist
aesthetic:
movies:
center stage (2000)
in the mood for love (2000)
uptown girls (2003)
eternal sunshine of a spotless mind (2004)
pride & prejudice (2005)
the devil wears prada (2006)
black swan (2010)
if i stay (2014)
la la land (2016)
lady bird (2017)
the glass castle (2017)
to the bone (2017)
the greatest showman (2017)
oceans 8 (2018)
crazy rich asians (2018)
always be my maybe (2019)
little women (2019)
all the bright places (2020)
pieces of a woman (2020)
last night in soho (2021)
everything everywhere all at once (2022)
one last stop (2023) [film adaptation of the book by casey mcquinston]
tv shows:
grey's anatomy (s2-s13) || 2005-2016)
rupaul's drag race (s5-s14 || 2013-2022)
rupaul's drag race: all stars (s2-s5 || 2016-2020)
anne with an e (s1- || 2017-present/ongoing)
the marvelous mrs. maisel (s1-s5 || 2017-2023)
pose (s1-s3 || 2018-2021)
instinct (s1-s3) (2018-2023)
the umbrella academy (s1-s4 || 2019-2024)
the haunting of bly manor (s1 || 2020)
bridgerton (s1- || 2020-present/ongoing)
yellowjackets (s2- || 2023-present/ongoing)
╰┈➤ FRIENDS
(i have a lot of friends due to the fact i've been in the industry for quite a while now, but these are just my closest)
trixie mattel
shea couleé
katya zamolodchikova
kate walsh
emmy raver-lampman
sandra oh
nicola coughlan
gemma chan
simone kessell
a huge special mention as well to @ixzotica a.k.a. aaliyah sinclair in my dr!! the one and only best friend, neighbor, sister, and platonic soulmate of mine in every single universe <3
╰┈➤ PET
name: mari-pusa (Mariposa)
nicknames: mari, choco butternut,
gender & pronouns: female || she/her
birthday: january 15
zodiac sign: capricorn
mbti: istj
breed: tortoiseshell
╰┈➤ S/O
gonna keep him a redacted for now as i am not yet comfortable sharing much about my dr but i just wanted to let u guys know he's an actor, he's a libra, and that he exists HSHJSHDSHKJHL
links:
patter banner || gradient divider || star divider || heart divider
note:
feel free to ask me about this dr or any shifting related thing in general!! i'd really appreciate it! : ]
this post was heavily inspired by @premiumbitch-deactivated2025040. this post is not me trying to be a copycat or anything, I just love London and wanted to make a things to script based off her!
Obviously your rich, and I mean rich. Several vacation homes that spans across numerous continents, twelve car garage, custom designer, multi-million dollar mansion that sits upon acres of land, black card toting, trust fund having, rich. Due to your silver spoon upbringing, you have the tendency to be a tad bit spoiled. Now this isn't necessairly a bad thing as you always get what your heart desires. Whether it's that new Channel bag you've been eyeing or just a quick trip to Paris, you always get it. And the best part about it? People adore you for it, you have your parents wrapped around your finger just like that. They give you every single thing you want, and then some.
From a Juicy Couture tracksuit (for whenever you're feeling bummy) to that custom made Versace dress, you are the moment. As soon as you walk into a room you turn heads, people practically break their necks trying to get a glimpse of who you're wearing. You have a sixth sense when it comes to fashion. You know exactly how to style something, it just comes to you. Everything you wear gains traction, people try to copy your style but they just can't because they are not you. Designers wish they could capture your natural sense of style. You were made for the runway. You have brands constantly calling you begging you to wear their work, because you are their stamp of approval.
Your face is pure perfection, no everything about you is perfection. Your face, your body, your aura, your personality is like you were sculpted by Aphrodite herself. Your beauty rivals no one. All day long you catch people admiring your beauty. Your beauty stands the test of time it spans from generation to generation. Everyone is just so captivated by you, so captivated it is like they are under your spell. They are hypnotized, hooked, longing for your every move. Your beauty transcends this Earthly realm, it is like you are an angel that fell down from heaven. You are constantly bombarded by compliments, not a day goes by without someone just telling you how beautiful you are.
There is not a single soul who doesn't know your name. Everywhere you go you hear whispers of people telling others about your arrival. You enter a room and you set the tone, people quiet down anticipating your every word. People move out of their way when they see you, they dare not make eye contact with you. You are beyond respected, no one ever thinks about crossing you. People don't know if they want to be with you or with you. Your presence is well known, and for anyone who doesn't know you...oh they will. Something about you makes people want to follow you around like a lost puppy, they wait in anticipation for your next move. If you say jump, they immediately leave the ground. You have an entourage, fan clubs, and people live for you. They're always wondering what you're going to do next. There isn't one person who's not completely and utterly enamored by you.
You have a commanding yet subtle aura, anywhere you go that places automatically conform to your needs, to your wants. That restaurant you've been eyeing? As soon as you enter their doors they greet you automatically offering their best table, waiting on your hand and foot like the princess you are. When you go into your favorite store the attendants are rushing to your side, offering whatever they have just to please you. No matter where you go people are devoted to you. People give up their seats for you, they clear a path when they see you, if you're thirsty everyone in the vincinity offers you their water. You are the people's princess, it is like it is everyone's life duty to serve you, to live you, to breathe you. This is YOUR world, and you just allow them to live in it.
i cant stop fucking shaking