Boyfriend Made Good On His Promise, We Passed Out In Eachothers Arms Afterward

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

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they need to make hrt that replaces your skin with metal plates and your internal organs with circuitry

get this girl to a charging station pronto

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I can't phrase any of this any more coherently than I did in the group chat. Of the devil really has just been rattling around in my brain at incredible speeds

a weighted blanket is not enough I need to be crushed under robotgirl chassis

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

imagine trying to install a new port but its becoming awfully difficult to concentrate when your poor little bot is beeping and their fans are whirring so hard- maybe you could finish the maintenance after you’ve given them some relief

I don't need to humanize GlaDOS to think she's sexy I will simply rub my wet pussy on her chassis you can't stop me

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