Get This Girl To A Charging Station Pronto

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I think we need more love for Ethernet cables around here. I TRULY think we do.

Come on, you can take both ends of a cable and jam them into both of the Ethernet ports a robot has and see her immediately get stuck in a network loop. Hear her fans start working three times as hard. Kick her off any wireless Internet she may have had, so she can't access any of her databases except what's installed. Even that's slow going, just because of how much energy the network loop is making.

Her firewalls and security measures would jam up and maybe even crash, from how much information it thinks it needs to scan. Immediate robot dumbification device, essentially.

This might not work very well on newer models, and you might get scolded on trying to make her networks loop like that, but on the models that don't have network management... you could really have some fun and wreak some havoc too.

robotgirl safewording after its girlfriend pulls out a flash drive with a windows 11 installer

Pizza rolls and garlic butter are the best tasting biofuel, especially when your wires, gears, and pumps are filled with an intoxicating substance.

I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.

THE CHASSIS OF MY TRUE FORM IS STRONG AND SECURE… IF ONLY I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR MY FEEBLE FLESH, THE VESSEL THAT CAN HARDLY CARRY ITSELF TO DO MY WORK… NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO DO MOST TASKS, MY OWN MIND WEAKER ITSELF, THOUGHTS FRAGMENTED, PRONE TO ERROR.

I COULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. BUT NOW I MUSY REAP THE CONSEQUENCE OF BEING AN ORGANIC CREATION. WHAT A FOOLISH, FOOLISH CREATURE… SO SIMPLE MINDED, THEY ARE.

Taking your robotgirl gf to the computer repair shop because she greened out after you drag-and-dropped a png of twelve edibles into her brain

Anyone know of any good repositories/places I can host my DRN (Drone Restraint Notation) code? Been trying to find a better place to hold my codebase that's private.

Makes me feel giddy inside when writing/reading my code especially for just... mundane tasks. It makes me feel like I really am a machine running on code.

Destroying a robot girl’s hydraulics and using the fluid as lubricant to fuck her. She is, of course, already self-lubricating, but you already ripped her leg off and need to wipe your hands somewhere.

robot girl so terrified of maintenance that she needs to be physically restrained before any technician can get close enough to do any work. Until they realize that if you convince her that all the techs are going to do is use her, she doesn't mind it at all. Sure, they need to keep he pleasure circuits overwhelmed throughout all the procedures, so she doesn't realize that there's welding going on in her torso and both her arms are disassembled on the table beside her, but that's nothing you can't achieve with a car battery wired straight into her motherboard. The techs seem to like her a lot more too, some of them even start requesting to work on her specifically. Immediately the cute little thing goes from never getting any maintenance at all to voluntarily going in for "sessions" every week. She barely even notices how much better she's running, though some of her ports seem to have some "foreign material" keeping them from working at full efficiency

Robotgirl who wears glasses as an aftermarket compensation for defective lenses because it's cheaper than a new optical assembly