I Still Think About The Person On Twitter Who Thought That Pennywise Was Living In Derry, Ireland Every

I still think about the person on twitter who thought that Pennywise was living in Derry, Ireland every waking second of my life.

If I think about a Derry Girls au too long, I literally pass out. It’s like, what if the Losers were 8 times stupider and more chaotic? It’s all I’ve ever wanted!!

Like I don’t even know how you would even plot this fic out? Literally all 5 of them would encounter Pennywise and immediately scream and try to hit him with the nearest object?? Like Pennywise would starve to death in Derry. All the kids would throw hands the second they saw him.

“Are ye saying you saw a clown, Michelle?”

“Aye, it was a fecking clown, Claire.”

“But, clowns aren’t even scary!” 

“Aye, I know that, and I told the wee bastard as much, then he grew a bunch of fangs, like, total cracker actually if ye think about it.”

“Have none of you considered that a grown man dressed like a clown hiding in the sewers who wants to eat children might be something to take at least a little bit seriously?!?”

“Ach, seriously, fuck off James, go be a craic killer somewhere else!”

“Have ye considered James that maybe the clown is more afeared of us, than we are a him?”

“No, Orla, I hadn’t considered that, thank you.”

“Okay girls, I think we’re all missing the point here! You said that he grew fangs!??! Are you sure you weren’t just a wee bit blackout drunk?!”

“Well to be fair, I was boking all over myself, Erin, to be sure, yeah.”

___

“What’s this I hear about a man dressed like a clown in the sewers?”

“But da you don’t think our Erin is daft enough to play in the sewers do ye?”

“I’m sure it’s just an urban legend, Joe.”

“You watch your tone with me boy! I’ll not have some wee Southern shite tell me what’s real and what’s myth!”

“I tell ya it’s real! As real as my right hand, swear to God!”

“Erin! I don’t want you goin anywhere near no man approachin wains dressed like a clown!”

“But don’t you think the whole affair of dressing up as a clown like, is a wee bit… gay? Uh- I mean no offense son.”

“Still not gay!”

More Posts from Tweedledeestwin and Others

9 years ago

I think this applies to everything.

The Most Accurate Description Of Working In Customer Service
The Most Accurate Description Of Working In Customer Service
The Most Accurate Description Of Working In Customer Service

the most accurate description of working in customer service

8 years ago

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

(source)

6 years ago

has this been done yet?

Has This Been Done Yet?
9 years ago

EYES.

Quick Edit.

Quick edit.

Yes its my edit. Image is owned by Voltage Inc.

I just put eyes,brows and blush to MC then made Huedhaut smile and put blush too.. :))) Don’t kill me Hue fans.

Game: Star-Crossed Myth

5 years ago

Quarantine q&a

tagged by @thelandofnothing​ Thanks for being a rock, here's a first for me actually doing this.

are you staying home from work/school?: Odd but my job let me go (it's kind of fine) and I’m treating this a much deserved mental health break, even with all the fear. At least I’m writing more.

if you’re staying home, who’s there with you?: Roommates, who are two of my friends from school, and my sister. It’s like a friend's episode just without Ross and Rachel.

are you a homebody?: Yes, Its nice not wearing pants.

what movies have you watched recently? what shows are you watching?: Just saw Birds of Prey, What's Wrong with Secretary Kim? Emma, and Tonight I’ll watch Onward.

an event that you were looking forward to that got canceled?: I had tickets to BTS. So... Also Outsidelands, while it's in August, I already booked my hotel and now I’m wondering if I should even buy the tickets.

what music are you listening to? A lot of Kpop, lo-fi, coffee shop indie, alternative, and Halsey like sounds. New is Missio. I like em.

what are you reading?: I'm reading a lot of Pride and Prejudice variations, alien romance (because why not) and some Neil Gaiman.

what are you doing for self-care?: I had a lot of face masks piled up, and have used one every two days, My face is so fucking shiny you could see your reflection on my forehead, also Persona 5 royal.

tagging: I don't really talk to anyone so? I did it for me?

7 years ago

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

9 years ago

MY PHONE!

My darling phone fell from my pocket and the screen is cracked. I have to send it to get repaired and it would be gone 2 weeks. I don't know if I can live without voltage that long. (T-T)


Tags
8 years ago

Is anyone thinking that Cullen would totally love the inquisitor in this dress.

Evening Dress With Feather Capelet, 1932

Evening Dress with Feather Capelet, 1932

Madeleine Vionnet

via The Met


Tags
5 years ago
image
image

Louisville, Kentucky – May 30, 2020.

5 years ago
EVERY TIME-

eVERY TIME-

  • scatteredpotatoes
    scatteredpotatoes liked this · 1 month ago
  • the-river-dreamer
    the-river-dreamer reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • logo-comics
    logo-comics reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • toomanypets
    toomanypets liked this · 3 months ago
  • lunaraquaenby
    lunaraquaenby reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • hcmoeroticisms
    hcmoeroticisms reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • found-remedy
    found-remedy liked this · 4 months ago
  • sseanettles
    sseanettles reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • madd-fujoshiteko
    madd-fujoshiteko liked this · 4 months ago
  • imadeit-isurvived
    imadeit-isurvived reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • townseleven
    townseleven liked this · 4 months ago
  • manycoloureddays
    manycoloureddays reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • ms-celiophane
    ms-celiophane liked this · 5 months ago
  • missfitz
    missfitz reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • greentearex-withhoney
    greentearex-withhoney reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • greentearex-withhoney
    greentearex-withhoney liked this · 6 months ago
  • sseanettles
    sseanettles reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • keresacheron
    keresacheron liked this · 6 months ago
  • logo-comics
    logo-comics reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • darklordedsatan
    darklordedsatan reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • riyaaaaaaaaaah
    riyaaaaaaaaaah liked this · 6 months ago
  • askjaelyn
    askjaelyn reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • askjaelyn
    askjaelyn liked this · 7 months ago
  • uselessstardust
    uselessstardust reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • heraldandchampionteamup
    heraldandchampionteamup reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • di-stri-ai
    di-stri-ai liked this · 9 months ago
  • uselessstardust
    uselessstardust liked this · 9 months ago
  • dinalogos
    dinalogos liked this · 9 months ago
  • squidamalink
    squidamalink reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • motherscarf
    motherscarf reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • jinxkatkazama
    jinxkatkazama reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • jinxkatkazama
    jinxkatkazama liked this · 9 months ago
  • motherscarf
    motherscarf liked this · 9 months ago
  • winter-wise
    winter-wise reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • kababble
    kababble reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • anticute-marshmallowmars
    anticute-marshmallowmars reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • artemispanthar
    artemispanthar liked this · 9 months ago
  • hand-face-chan
    hand-face-chan reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • strelaartemisia
    strelaartemisia reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • themonsterunderthebed
    themonsterunderthebed reblogged this · 10 months ago
  • girlbossgaslightguillermo
    girlbossgaslightguillermo liked this · 10 months ago
  • butterdystopia
    butterdystopia reblogged this · 10 months ago
  • rachthechaosbi
    rachthechaosbi reblogged this · 11 months ago
  • rachthechaosbi
    rachthechaosbi liked this · 11 months ago
  • poisoninbloom
    poisoninbloom liked this · 11 months ago
  • whatkindofnameisvolta
    whatkindofnameisvolta reblogged this · 11 months ago
  • yourearentt
    yourearentt liked this · 11 months ago
  • hellofeyradarling
    hellofeyradarling reblogged this · 11 months ago
tweedledeestwin - 2D Cravings
2D Cravings

Hi! Here is a blog that I honestly needed to work on for any writing I do. When I'm not trying to drown my sorrows in tea, you can find me writing on Ao3. I'm a English graduate who got a job to fund her 2D boyfriends. I love art, gardening, traveling, and my cats.

227 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags