EYES.

I lol'd

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

Way to show up to a party, make sure everyone "drops dead" when they see you.

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

STARDEW VALLEY GIVEAWAY

I figure I have enough followers to justify a small giveaway! If this goes over well I may do more in the future.

*Reblog this post for a chance to win a copy of Stardew Valley. Please have your inbox open, or messaging for non-mutuals on so I can contact you if you win. If I can not contact you, I will pick a runner up.

*I can gift you a copy directly from Steam or GoG. A valid email address is required to receive the copy. Stardew Valley is available on Windows operating systems only, but when a Mac version is released, I may do another giveaway. Feel free to enter for a friend who doesn’t have tumblr.

No giveaway blogs, sorry!

Depending on the amount of people who enter, I may give away multiple copies.

If you’re following me (I post only Stardew Valley content) I’ll buy you the soundtrack as well! (aka: you do not need to be following me, but if you’re interested in Stardew Valley what have you got to lose :D

Ends 20 March at 00:00 am EST. I will contact the winner (chosen via https://www.random.org/) in private. 

Good luck :)

I will be tagging my giveaway posts as #sv giveaway if you want to blacklist it.

Instant best friends lol

When you’re talking to someone in the same fandom……

Parallel anyone ;)

1x01 Winter is Coming  •  8x01 Winterfell

We Cannot Stay Silent About George Floyd -  Patriot Act Digital Exclusive

This is the prettiest wedding ever seen in cinema, and I will fight someone for this.

AISLE

me: okay, time to write

me: *turns on the kettle* *makes myself a snack* *takes a shower and wears comfy clothes* *scrolls through spotify trying to find the right music* *makes tea* *opens laptop* *pulls up unfinished doc* *stares at word doc for five minutes*

me: okay i think that's enough writing for today :) *closes laptop*

having writer friends is being like in the world’s tiniest fandom except to get new content you have to beat it out of the author with a stick

When you have trouble finding the quest NPC