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Hades: "You can take Eurydice out of the Underworld, but if you turn back to check on her, she'd be trapped here forever!"

Me as Orpheus: "Mmm... normally it's no issue, but today is a high anxiety day and I'm afraid I might snap and take a look. Can we do it tomorrow after I get a night of sleep?"

This is called being a witch

I still think they look silly. He should have made them less silly.

For the last like 2000 years you could get pussy just by being a guy. Now with divorce and the pill and women having jobs and bank accounts and shit, things have changed. If youre a dude and you want pussy you actually have to ask nicely. This will lead to the collapse of several nation states.

What the media won't show

Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.

Culture of obedience and hierarchy

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place