Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.
You have to excuse our Wild Magic Sorcerer. He is a bit of a weirdo, but we still love him
If we domesticated bears instead of dogs, we would have huggable bears right now
Fun fact: when you play as Astarion origin and get hounded by Cazador in Act 1 dream sequence, you can trade with him
Friendly reminder that this adorable, funky, purple haired science gremlin is thirty years old and living her best life with her emo alien femboy. And people say being in your thirties sucks.
Excuse me, are there people on this site who don't drink water?
legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
The car culture takes them young