This Is The End Of The Fucking World

you are a part of gen z if you unironically played club penguin, poptropica, or webkinz. those are the only rules.

and also you’re gay

So would you teach me I’m the villain Aren’t I, aren’t I the one? Constantly repenting for a difficult mind Push me down into the water like a sinner Hold me under and I’ll never come up again I’ll just stay down

High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak

College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

I may be straight edge, but I can assure you that I am most certainly not straight

my body isn’t a temple, it’s a punk show bathroom

My Conspiracy Theory

love that my brain needed something to fixate over so i can feel happy again and it decided to settle on the world’s saddest little indie musician