I May Be Straight Edge, But I Can Assure You That I Am Most Certainly Not Straight

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

i hate being mentally ill in my house. i miss being mentally ill on campus

I don’t trust Maroon 5

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

enjoy these hilarious rent screen shots!

back on my “i hate ryan adams” bullshit

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

This vegan baking show is unreal…