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Taking care of you on your period - Obey Me

Characters: Lucifer, Asmodeus, Diavolo

A/N: I’ve seen a lot of these types of posts, but they don’t feel specific enough for me, so I did it myself   💀 Might do other parts with the other characters eventually or if it gets requested. Reposting cause this isn’t showing up in tags :’) Requests are open!

Warnings: mentions of throwing up, blood, nudity (not sexual), and mention of fainting

Word count: 1.7k

part 2

Lucifer:

-At the House of Lamentation, every day is a different person’s turn to cook. Conveniently enough, on the day it’s your turn, you’re hardly able to get out of your bed without the whole room spinning

-He definitely checks on whoever is meant to be cooking dinner every day a while before the usual time everyone sits to eat, since his brothers aren’t exactly the most punctual and responsible people around

-So he goes to check on you thinking you’re just being lazy and stuff, but he’s also a bit worried because he hasn’t seen you for a good portion of the day but didn’t realize it because of how busy he was

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Spoopy Season Safety

another thread of ladynoir headcanons because i said so

Only Ladybug is allowed to give Chat Noir cute nicknames (mon Chaton, mon Minou, etc). One time, when they needed more team members to help them fight a particular harsh Akuma battle, Roi Singe (Kim) was being silly and tried to call Chat Noir by screeching “Here, Chaton! Chaton, Chaton!”

He received the most deadliest and horrifying death glare from Ladybug and got nightmares about it for a week straight.

Yeah

I think it's funny how Lucanis' "Rook is at low health" lines are INSTANTLY just full protect mode. Davrin just says "Get out of there idiot." Taash has one that's literally just "Rub some dirt in it" meanwhile I've known Lucanis for two seconds and he's screaming "ROOK!!!" "HELP ROOK!!!" "ROOK I'M COMING!!!!!" "HOLD ON ROOK!!!!!!"

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

his existence brings me both amusement and inexplicable dread smh

the urge to rattle him but naw I don’t wanna be within 3 feet with this man— /lh

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

I may have fallen off the yanderetober train, because I started making this instead. Behold! My first attempt at programing:

Your Boyfriend Desktop buddy!

Let Peter hang out on your desktop - he's dying to spend time with you. Compliment him, shower him with kisses and gifts - or punch him, insult him, and break his heart. He deserves it, doesn't he?

I've only just started this, and judging by my snails pace, it'll take a loooong time to finish, but let me know if anyone would be interested in downloading this! I'd definitely like to share it.