Another Thread Of Ladynoir Headcanons Because I Said So

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in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

Reblog to make it die faster

just thinking about how funny the inauguration scene is, from a durgetash perspective. gortash is standing there flirting, yeah, of course, but for all that he's explaining he doesn't mention their actual history, so he's talking around it and making it sound like theyre just really close allies. meanwhile durge is visibly sweating because they've been staring at gortash's chest for the past fifteen minutes and they know there's more to the story.

the rest of the party despairing bc durge used to be Evil meanwhile durge is like "yes i should be put to death for my crimes but more pressingly i think i need to be put in horny jail immediately"

Do you know the muffin man?

If you don’t...

You will soon.

A X O L O T L

MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN

I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER

THAT I MAY RETURN

Seriously though saw this at a reptile store and it immediately made me think of Gravity Falls. Plus it’s freaking adorable. #GravityFalls

referring to transgenderism as a religion is so accurate because they truly believe that there is some mystical feeling inside of them that tells them what gender they are or should be. it's a completely faith-based system

i feel so seen!!

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