Spoopy Season Safety

Lucifer: We're running late as is. Quickly grab what's important to you and let's head out at once.

*all the brothers, including Lucifer, instinctively grab Y/n at once*

All the brothers: *silently glaring at each other while not letting Y/n go*

Y/n: Uh...I need to get my bag?

Do you know the muffin man?

If you don’t...

You will soon.

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

I actually laughed so hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WOAH

Azula always lies. 

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind! 

Taking care of you on your period - Obey Me

Characters: Lucifer, Asmodeus, Diavolo

A/N: I’ve seen a lot of these types of posts, but they don’t feel specific enough for me, so I did it myself   💀 Might do other parts with the other characters eventually or if it gets requested. Reposting cause this isn’t showing up in tags :’) Requests are open!

Warnings: mentions of throwing up, blood, nudity (not sexual), and mention of fainting

Word count: 1.7k

part 2

Lucifer:

-At the House of Lamentation, every day is a different person’s turn to cook. Conveniently enough, on the day it’s your turn, you’re hardly able to get out of your bed without the whole room spinning

-He definitely checks on whoever is meant to be cooking dinner every day a while before the usual time everyone sits to eat, since his brothers aren’t exactly the most punctual and responsible people around

-So he goes to check on you thinking you’re just being lazy and stuff, but he’s also a bit worried because he hasn’t seen you for a good portion of the day but didn’t realize it because of how busy he was

Keep reading

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

No particular order

1) Severus Snape - Harry Potter

2) Shoto Todoroki - BNHA

3) Sherlock Holmes - BBC Sherlock

4) Bill Cipher - Gravity Falls

5) The Beast - Over The Garden Wall

6) Dorian Pavus - Dragon Age

7) Crowley - Good Omens

8) Eclipsa - Star Vs The Forces Of Evil

9) Ella Lopez - Lucifer

10) Tony Stark - Marvel

Tagged by: @toomuchtoolittle (thank you!!)

Rules: List your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms and then tag 10 people.

In no particular order,

1 - Steve Rogers (MCU)

2 - Winn Schott (Supergirl)

3 - Wyatt Logan (Timeless)

4 - Tony DiNozzo (NCIS, early seasons only)

5 - Jake Jensen (Losers)

6 - Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)

7 - Mark Watney (The Martian)

8 - Jack Kelly (Newsies)

9 - William Brandt (Mission Impossible)

10 - Shawn Spenstar (Psych, early seasons only)

This was a lot harder than it should have been…

Tagging: @cairistiona7, @jinxquickfoot, @sholiofic, @buckywiththegoodhair86, @elspirito23, @weirdostarkid, @chalkrevelations, @ninjagoat, @you-cant-just-import-answer, @trekkiehood, and anyone else who wants to play!

So basically dating Mothman would be great