Fem Reddie, I Died This Is So Cute

If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart (im an idiot)

Commission drawn by @casanovakevin 💝

Dream declaring war on the smp then: I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Dream declaring war on the smp now: So, like, the 16th? yeah that sounds good… see you then

Richie: [kisses Eddie's cheek]

Eddie: What the fuck was that?

Richie: Affection

Eddie: Disgusting

Richie:

Eddie:

Eddie: Do it again

@eddiespaghetti0 :))

Eddie: Ugh, I’m so tired. I couldn’t sleep last night.

Ben: You know they say if you can’t sleep it’s because someone is thinking about you.

Eddie: Who in the hell is thinking about me at 3 am?

Richie: *gay panic*

LITTLE COOL STORY ABOUT RICHIE AND CONTACT LENSES

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

@eddiespaghetti0 HALLOWEENNNNN. FERRRETETETEYTTT

Pet Halloween costumes: Ferrets