Dream Declaring War On The Smp Then: I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN,

Yessssss

Reddie headcanons #9

Richie: EDS!!

Eddie: wtf do you want

Richie: did you know a group of lesbians is called a flannel

Eddie: damn it richie you need to get away from tumblr

bill: it’s not gay if i wanna date stan as like bros, right?

ben: i’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay

richie (eating chips): i’m an expert. that’s gay.

richie: i’m going out, do you want anything?

bill: my brother back.

richie: yeah i got like 12 dollars

And then Sonia had a stroke.

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Has this being done yet? Yes? No? Whatever. I am, once again, very proud of my stupidity.

HC: Eddie unironically says groovy

eddie definitely uses a bunch of outdated and just downright cheesy sayings. remember when he said ‘apple-solutely’ in the book? and insisted that ben reply ‘in a while crocodile’ to eddies ‘see you later alligator’? eddie is a whole lame dork

I was thinkin abt my boys goin to homecoming and I got sad

if you still wanted an art request, could i get maybe some reddie + holding hands? :)

HI thank you for this request!! sorry this is ten thousand years late… i hope this is what you wanted :DD

when ure exiled,,,, he has no yeezys :(

NO THEY FUCKING DIDN’T!!!!!!

(If you don’t know Eddie dies as an adult fighting “it” the second time and he literally dies in Richie’s arms)

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.