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Do you ever just marvel over the fact that you can draw or write Richie cooing over how cute Eddie is and have that be 100% canon? Sometimes I can’t believe King gave us this gift.

Richie: *carves ‘Richie + Eddie’ into a tree*

Eddie: What a nerd.

Eddie: *adds '4 ever’ *

bro whoever decided on the team compilation of shubble, smajor, nihachu, and jack manifold has my heart completely, absolute banger decision

Richie: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Eddie: Richie, nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Richie: FLOOR IT?

EDDIE: RICHIE NO

Richie: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Eddie: RICHIE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Richie: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Eddie: RICHIE P L E A S E

Rich people showers

[Bev sees Eddie and Richie holding hands] Bev: So who finally confessed? Richie: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet. Eddie: Short and sweet? Eddie: You yelled “ Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and I know you have feelings for me too. So it’s about goddamned time we acknowledge them.” While you were drunk in front of my house.

And then Sonia had a stroke.

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Has this being done yet? Yes? No? Whatever. I am, once again, very proud of my stupidity.

hey tumblr, finished a drawing that took me a few days  tommy just chilling

michael, sobbing: what are you doing in my house,,, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

marko, sitting on the fridge concealed in shadows and surrounded by pigeons: i want waffle fries

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