Tony Stark Looks Down From Heaven And Sees People Saying “iron Man Is Dummy Thicc” And Smiles. He

Instead of saying “no homo,” Vulcans say “no Human” after any statement that could otherwise be potentially interpreted as emotional

carol danvers: do you want to know a secret? don’t tell anyone, but I’m not technically a captain. 

steve rogers, who had maybe six official days of training in his life & went around throwing and punching stuff until he was good at it: SAME

Sometimes I think I’m funny

I've missed them..

Canon: this character is a Tough Guy who does not cry

Me: sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of them crying in all these fics I’m writing

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

Happy 527th Deathday, Sir Nicholas, Gryffindor House Ghost (Oct. 31, 1492)

*pulls head out of dumpster* huh? yeah, i heard of grizz. this kid tucks his pants into all his socks and now i feel inclined to - screen cap studies from the society TWITTER || INSTAGRAM