*pulls Head Out Of Dumpster* Huh? Yeah, I Heard Of Grizz. This Kid Tucks His Pants Into All His Socks

carol danvers: do you want to know a secret? don’t tell anyone, but I’m not technically a captain. 

steve rogers, who had maybe six official days of training in his life & went around throwing and punching stuff until he was good at it: SAME

who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

this was based off of a text post but i can’t find it

( if you know what i’m talking about, shoot me a message! )

An amazing commission from the always-wonderful @snowzapped​ (commission them!) inspired by this Disney short :) 

Tony definitely counts this as a win :P

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

The fact that Julius Caesar burst into tears after reading about Alexander the Great because they were the same age but he could never live up to Alexander is one of the greatest things I’ve learnt as a classics student

concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish

Whit you