Instead Of Saying “no Homo,” Vulcans Say “no Human” After Any Statement That Could Otherwise

Captain America: The First Avenger + The Onion Headlines

These ended more sadly than I intended so have a 21st century bonus:

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

Everyone is scared of something.

*pulls head out of dumpster* huh? yeah, i heard of grizz. this kid tucks his pants into all his socks and now i feel inclined to - screen cap studies from the society TWITTER || INSTAGRAM

JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

i hate being mentally ill in my house. i miss being mentally ill on campus

i, for the life of me, cannot stop watching this

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

I found this in my Hy-Vee store. How freakin extra is this balloon? 😂😂

Am I crazy for just wanting the Avengers to be friends? Like my favourite fanfictions are domestic ones where they all live in Avengers Tower and like aren’t fighting each other. Civil War is an undeniably well made movie, and yes conflict is important for plot and all that but I have trouble watching it. Probably because I just want everyone to get along, have team movie nights, and bicker about what fast food place to order from.