Had This Dream Where I Was At A Waterpark And One Of The "slides" Was A Vertical Tube With Spikes Along

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

This fuckin dryer has been on "stopping" for almost 10 minutes. Bruh I want my clothes

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Cool it has a name!!! I actually love you if I bite you. If I bite harder it means I love you more

anyone else starting to think they're never going to be normal

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

This is the kind of trans-inclusivity I like to see

every girl in the world is the prettiest girl in the world no i will not be elaborating

Wtf is tumblr doing 😭😭 staff worse than Sarumans after Gandalf became white

did i just witness @germanknifemommy / lilith get nuked in real time????? i was on her blog and then clicked a different post then went to click back in and it says "hmm. nothing here" ???? and the notification i got of her reblog is now gone. what the fuck dumblr???? give her back ~nya

magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now