Anyone Else Starting To Think They're Never Going To Be Normal

Me af

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

Literally happened with my last partner

not really into feet stuff but i think i’d let a tgirl suck on my toes for a couple hours if she asked nicely.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Why are transfems so much funnier than everyone else

The only non-transfem i can think of that matches that level of funny is jerma

Jerma has that tgirl humor

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

This has been me lately. I've really been feeling potatoes. Dunno just a real potatocel individual ig. I'm also a cat

Proof that the solution to every problem is a little guy

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

I have eyebags because that's where I keep my eyes

i have eyebags cuz the light from my halo keeps me up all night