1 REBLOG = 1 RAT Becomes TRANSGENDER

This honestly puts it into words better than I ever could

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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Why are transfems so much funnier than everyone else

The only non-transfem i can think of that matches that level of funny is jerma

Jerma has that tgirl humor

Do people actually care if your parents are or aren't ok with your marriage??? Bruh you're the one getting married

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

What a weird request. Just disgusting. How could anyone ask for that I'm flabbergasted. You should try saying "good girl" instead

I think we need more accent data. Do you mind moaning and whimpering into the mic?

This really is my fault for curating a follower base of desperate lesbians

It is, infact, not today (it was two days ago :3)

today is not my birthday

Couldn't do it either. Maybe there's some other gourd that can be impregnated

My experiments have concluded that I can't get a pumpkin pregnant

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

See I would just steal people's boobs if this was the case. I'd have a whole collection for different occasions. Small and perky for sports, medium round for dresses etc. And YUGE ones for... idk. Sometimes you need big tit energy. (I wanna point out that I'm mega skinny so huge tits would make make me unbalanced and I would fall over)

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

Cool it has a name!!! I actually love you if I bite you. If I bite harder it means I love you more