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nothing dry abt the way i hump

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

You, a weary hero, battered by the road, must prepare for your final battle nonetheless.

You enter the temple, seeing if the holy conclave can provide you with some form of guidance.

Before you, is a prophetic looking woman. Boobs out.

"Aaaahhhh, young traveller" she says, gazing upon you, "I see you have come for the blessing of the gods. It can be found here. But it does not come so easily...."

Her hands wander down to her chest.

"On one teat, we have..... Victory!"

"And on the other...... Despair. Ruin."

She bounces both in unison.

"though mayst suckle from either... But only one. Lest ye risk the wrath of the gods."

why are men so self conscious about their height when there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about like the lack of emotional intelligence

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

Reblog to head butt prev (affectionately of course).

On one hand this would be amazing for bonding on the other poop water

i really don’t think we’re sexualizing enemas enough. tgirl who gently pushes her hand against your back as she lets the cold water seep into your delicate intestines.

my desiccated son thrunt

This but I have SSRIs so it's anxious (less) and horny (less)

I can't be the only one like this?