Was Scrolling Through AO3 And Found This Gem

I have eyebags because that's where I keep my eyes

i have eyebags cuz the light from my halo keeps me up all night

why are men so self conscious about their height when there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about like the lack of emotional intelligence

Reblog to head butt prev (affectionately of course).

I make new ones every few months just to keep things fresh

Look at this fucked up guy

Dragons in walls dragons in walls dragons in walls

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Larches deserve more praise

brought to you by a white autistic person saying they can't talk to me because my english accent is """sensorily overstimulating"""". i should start charging autistic people for the audacity.