Genuinely Though That Video Healed Me Like I Already Loved And Trusted Him A Lot But He Put Effort Into

murder boyfriends :) (C!Drunz)

huh... ya know that clip Dream used in his vid that he took down?... well I just found the full thing... it's interesting how he talks about not saying he likes Dream publicly since it goes against his brand...

transcript:

"Dream's so helpful, man. Dream's awesome. He's like—probably for the past like eight months, once a week me, Dream will have like a two-hour call. And he just—and he just helps me with shit and I ask him questions... I mean he gets a lot of shit because he deserves it and I hate him but he's lovely"

"(reading chat) 'Dream is great' or no, fellas, we've got to stay in character. I'm not—I'm not—I'm not going to compliment Dream publicly. You know, he surely may be lovely, give me lots of his time and it's really nice, but fucking no. No, no—like guys, guys, guys, like the—the hit song: Cash by Love Sad Kid, you should all know that's my favorite song of all time. That—he always—he says the hit lyric I—I, "Everything I do is on brand." That's like me—that's like me."

happy 5 year anniversary

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck

c!dream: trust me bro i am totally gonna do [thing he could've done already] if you don't stop me. i'm gonna do this for Reasons. by the way i built this giant prison also for Reasons. i wasn't gonna put you in this giant prison but now i will, for Reasons. who was i gonna put in the prison? You Don't Need To Know but it's you now. umm i'm going to kill your friend or something and then put you in the prison if you don't stop me (perhaps with this prison that i just told you about? 👀👀) why? Reasons. trust me i am totally gonna steal everyone's items look what i already have [his own fish, some random animals, this axe he just got, skeppy cage] say goodbye to your friend while i count to ten for way longer than ten seconds. oh look it's punz with the entire server for some reason coming through this giant portal i made sure to frame in the most cinematic way possible. put my items in the hole? sure i couldn't possibly fight all these people [takes a billion op items off his pockets] yeah sure go ahead kill me. thanks i am literally nowhere near any of these people now and could easily escape but i will come back since you threatened to kill yourself. by the way i can revive people so you can't kill me permanently or everyone is dead forever (you can put people inside prisons if you can't kill them 👀)

c!tommy, c!tubbo, c!wilbur: wow that was all very convenient wasn't it very weird

majority of the fandom, apparently: no it sounds legit

i love c!dream because man went into a paranoid spiral after being given a book that grants power over death and immediately was like 'i need to find a way to contain Something Powerful like death itself forever' and then decided that actually the best course of action was to put himself into the giant self-harm box and thought that makes perfect sense, actually.

how it feels to be online these days