Happy 5 Year Anniversary

c!dream: trust me bro i am totally gonna do [thing he could've done already] if you don't stop me. i'm gonna do this for Reasons. by the way i built this giant prison also for Reasons. i wasn't gonna put you in this giant prison but now i will, for Reasons. who was i gonna put in the prison? You Don't Need To Know but it's you now. umm i'm going to kill your friend or something and then put you in the prison if you don't stop me (perhaps with this prison that i just told you about? 👀👀) why? Reasons. trust me i am totally gonna steal everyone's items look what i already have [his own fish, some random animals, this axe he just got, skeppy cage] say goodbye to your friend while i count to ten for way longer than ten seconds. oh look it's punz with the entire server for some reason coming through this giant portal i made sure to frame in the most cinematic way possible. put my items in the hole? sure i couldn't possibly fight all these people [takes a billion op items off his pockets] yeah sure go ahead kill me. thanks i am literally nowhere near any of these people now and could easily escape but i will come back since you threatened to kill yourself. by the way i can revive people so you can't kill me permanently or everyone is dead forever (you can put people inside prisons if you can't kill them 👀)

c!tommy, c!tubbo, c!wilbur: wow that was all very convenient wasn't it very weird

majority of the fandom, apparently: no it sounds legit

// dsmp rp

I wonder if Dream ever felt guilty about Techno ending up in prison with him—not because he wrote the note, but because being locked up at all was his plan. He intended to be here. And didn't that make everything that happened afterwards his fault?

I think I just saw someone try and say that BBH hosting/sponsoring/paying for/whatever the DSMP means that it’s not the DSMP, it’s the BBHSMP

……and if that’s being used as some sort of “Dream can’t take credit for the DSMP” whatever I might scream cause honestly something I haven’t mentioned yet that is one of my biggest pet peeves about DSMP creator drama and is also one of the main things that makes me feel like most people are being disingenuous

BBH is an extremely close friend of Dream’s, who openly and actively supports him constantly

So if CaptainPuffy, so is Awesamdude, etc

Yet NO ONE seems to have a problem with them

It’s ONLY Dream (and occasionally the whole DTeam)

Like if you actually fucking hate Dream that much, why are you still friends with/supporting the people who love him

Why is every goddamn drama with Dream just full of the most fucking hypocrisy I have ever seen in my life. Like actually rivals the average conservative christain in America. What is wrong with all of you

happy 4th doomsday anniversary!

They're about to blow shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i said that cc!techno preferred pig c!techno more in part because it further distanced his character from the idea he was related to c!sbi

huh... ya know that clip Dream used in his vid that he took down?... well I just found the full thing... it's interesting how he talks about not saying he likes Dream publicly since it goes against his brand...

transcript:

"Dream's so helpful, man. Dream's awesome. He's like—probably for the past like eight months, once a week me, Dream will have like a two-hour call. And he just—and he just helps me with shit and I ask him questions... I mean he gets a lot of shit because he deserves it and I hate him but he's lovely"

"(reading chat) 'Dream is great' or no, fellas, we've got to stay in character. I'm not—I'm not—I'm not going to compliment Dream publicly. You know, he surely may be lovely, give me lots of his time and it's really nice, but fucking no. No, no—like guys, guys, guys, like the—the hit song: Cash by Love Sad Kid, you should all know that's my favorite song of all time. That—he always—he says the hit lyric I—I, "Everything I do is on brand." That's like me—that's like me."

people will claim to be progressive and anti-cop and pro-prison abolition and still believe that people online they hate should be constantly punished for every mistake they made in their life.