One Of My Long Time (lowkey Projecting But It Fits Character) Head Canons Is That He Deals With Bad Insomnia

this post actually broke my heart.

Fuck it. Mutuals as dsmp characters:

c!George - @llitchilitchi (similar to an XD-induced fever dream and I mean that in the best way)

c!Bad - @hiding-in-the-vault (adopting all the poor lost children)

c!Punz - @theminecraftbox (enjoyer of dead people, no I will not elaborate)

c!Sam - @lookinghalfacorpse (24/7 putting c!Dream through the fires of the underworld)

c!Quackity - @swordfright (delights in being a source of suffering)

c!Techno - @justcallme-ange (spends time in retirement before doing the most insane shit you've seen (art))

c!Niki - @rivalsposting (fueled by a burning vengeance and also makes stunning cupcakes)

c!Michael Beloved - @simplepotatofarmer (chicken enthusiast, need I say more?)

c!Tommy - @dreamsclock (birthplace of all destruction)

c!Tubbo - @voidpidgeon (brain needs to be studied under a microscope)

c!Wilbur - @dr3amofagame (says words in the correct order)

None of y'all get the honor of being c!Dream.

(I literally made this in 10 minutes, there were more people I wanted to add but I couldn't think of characters, I'm so sorry 😭)

i'm erasing myself from the narrative

next we lear n that badboyhalo is secretly working for the mafia and has killed twelve innocent children and people will blame it on dream being too involved with the fbi

all work is cancelled. everyone stay home and do nothing and lay in bed sooooooo cutely and watch tv shows and have no obligations and kiss together

ok more cdream because @v0ids-shame-corner said i should and i like his shapes

original post for the first one

The urge to hunt down your friends in Minecraft

yeah yeah rabbit hybrid c!dream because he's a prey animal and knows it, because if they catch you they will kill you digger listener runner, because it would be cute.

but also rabbit hybrid c!dream because rabbits rarely scream and only in extreme pain and some rabbits never scream.

amnesia as a trauma response has the potential to be so fucking funny because imagine you just spent like 6 months breaking Whumpee down piece by piece, stripping them of their rights, destroying their mind and body with scars that will never heal, relishing in the irrevocable damage done by your hand even after they've been rescued

and then you run into them at a grocery store and they're like "oh hey (: sorry didn't see you there ((((: no i have no idea who you are but you're blocking the shelf i need to look at"

my ass would be humbled so goddamn fast. i would be shinji gripping the sink sobbing in the mirror because Whumpee basically just called me cringe. my brilliant torturing apparently meant fuckall and i'm not even worth the time of day. they'd probably misspell my name on a starbucks cup. whumper turned whumpee because how do i recover from that. what the fuck.

au where sam has a cute half-sized creeper form no one knows about. following daedalus sam makes the brilliant conclusion that for sure sneaking around the server like this would be safer. instead dream(everyone's favorite scientist <3) stumbles upon a CUTE TINY BITE SIZED CREEPER that won't blow up and declares him a biological marvel. just LOOK at him! he's adorable! dream would love to see what he's made of. obviously with nothing to protect himself its better to stay in creeper form for now and wait for a chance to escape, thinks sam. i didn't know creepers were this fluffy :) thinks dream.