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•Billy Joe Cobra• Ok, I kinda miss this show tho. It was a really weird/funny show. I miss it.

I have this headcannon that Sylus is just ridiculously bad at monopoly. He's never played it before, (outside of the fact he didn't have anyone to play it with) he's also just playing monopoly for real in the N109 zone.

So he's intrigued at this little board game version of his life. As you explain, it seems simple enough, you basically just buy and expand property. Something he does very casually in real life.

Then why the actual fuck is he loosing so bad now. He's BROKE. Absolutely BROKE, He has had to mortgage 3 of his properties, they even took away that little house he put on it >:(.

IS HE IN JAIL AGAIN?! And he doesn't care what the rules say, he's just not paying you toll this time. You're basically robbing him blind! Isn't there some sort of a... Government or a tax department that should oversee this?

Pls roll a 3, pls roll a 3, pls roll a 3. It's a 2?! oh fuck off.

You know what? he's done. He's not playing this stupid game.

Sylus is not-so-subtly using Mephisto to spy on you while he's on a business trip— something you realize immediately as you're lounging on the couch watching TV in one of his t-shirts and hear a sudden tap-tap-tap from outside the balcony's sliding glass door.

You squint, adjusting your glasses to see a familiar red eyed crow cocking his head at you through the window. "Really?" You murmur with a smirk, getting up to pull open the door. Mephisto hops onto your shoulder with a rusty-sounding squawk.

"How long have you been out here?" You murmur good naturedly, ruffling the bird's feathers. The apertures of Mephisto's mechanical eyes restrict and dilate as he registers your face. "Hey, Sylus," you say with a wink, knowing he's listening and watching through Mephisto.

As you return to the couch, setting Mephisto on the coffee table across from you, a text buzzes through on your phone that confirms your suspicions. I like you in that shirt.

You smirk, standing up to strike an exaggerated pose in front of the bird, showcasing how oversized the shirt is on you. "So sexy, right?" You tease sarcastically.

Sexiest thing on the planet, Sylus writes back. Maybe I should come back home early to take it off of you.

"Maybe you should," you say, watching Mephisto preen his feathers. "How many more days?"

Three, baby, Sylus responds. Mephisto can keep you company in the meantime.

"Mephie can't talk," you retort, talking into the silence. "And he needs his gears oiled, by the way. He creaks like an old man when he walks." You can practically hear Sylus' thick, rumbling chuckle when he responds with a string of laughing emojis.

"I'm getting lonelier by the second," you whine. "Seriously, it's been like two weeks now and you've been too busy to call. I worry about you, you know?"

There's absolutely nothing to worry about. I'm fine. I'll be home before you know it.

You roll your eyes at his placating text. You aren't trying to be clingy, but this is the longest the two of you have ever been apart, and the persistent aching feeling of missing him is starting to wear you down. "I know, I know," you mutter, waving him off. Your phone buzzes again.

In fact, I'll make you a bet. If I'm home before you know it, you have to do whatever I say. Agreed?

"Oh, please," you snicker. Mephisto fluffs out his wings. "Fine. Whatever you say." You know he's just trying to get you to stop being mopey.

Anything I say?

"Anything," you concede, lying back to absentmindedly resume scrolling through the TV channels.

Perfect. As if on cue you hear three hard knocks on the front door.

"Son of a..."

[A/N]: adapted from a request by @harukablossomsblog~ hope you enjoy!

Happy 413

[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.

Arcane but it's on Snapchat

Took this idea from this and a friend-

Reunion with Sylus after you remember your past life together. The way that Sylus would be so bewildered at first, not knowing (or perhaps not daring to hope) why you’re suddenly marching into his room like you’re on a mission, why you’re grabbing his face frantically, eyes wide and glossy with unshed tears.

He doesn’t know why you’re suddenly kissing him like you’re dying, like you’ve missed him when you only just saw him that morning. Doesn’t know why your hands are shaking where they’re buried in his hair, or why you seem caught between laughing and sobbing with your lips pressed against his. He doesn’t know why— not until you force yourself to part from his lips, glossy with your spit and reddened from your kiss.

“My dragon,” you murmur softly, words cracking with desperation. Your lip brush against his own, voice reverent and filled with longing and heartbreak and sorrow and a bottomless love. His breath catches in his chest, eyes widening in disbelief, in hips. You press a kiss to his forehead, and Sylus’ eyes flutter shut and a shuddering breath leaves him, heart racing in his chest, because you finally, finally remember.

I think Sylus has a favorite position

I already headcanoned that he prefers any position where he can see your face😉😉looks like he's a missionary kinda guy🙌🏻🙌🏻

Credit to httpskitt on Twitter

I know Goodcat isnt exactly missionary, but we're still facing him🫦🫦

Sylus our missionary king🙏🙏

i bet the second we catch this plushie, Sylus will snatch it up and take it straight to the base. dude needs his own little MC to cuddle with

so about the detail in innocent birdcage where he used to sit on the couch polishing his gun and when you’d have a nightmare you would come sit w him until u fell asleep… what about sylus having u suck his cock until u fall asleep… 🫠 i can just imagine him continuing to casually polish his gun while u lazily jerk him off with one hand and lick up the base of his cock. then he feels u slow down and when he looks down at u ur asleep w ur face right against his cock….