I Bet The Second We Catch This Plushie, Sylus Will Snatch It Up And Take It Straight To The Base. Dude

I have this headcannon that Sylus is just ridiculously bad at monopoly. He's never played it before, (outside of the fact he didn't have anyone to play it with) he's also just playing monopoly for real in the N109 zone.

So he's intrigued at this little board game version of his life. As you explain, it seems simple enough, you basically just buy and expand property. Something he does very casually in real life.

Then why the actual fuck is he loosing so bad now. He's BROKE. Absolutely BROKE, He has had to mortgage 3 of his properties, they even took away that little house he put on it >:(.

IS HE IN JAIL AGAIN?! And he doesn't care what the rules say, he's just not paying you toll this time. You're basically robbing him blind! Isn't there some sort of a... Government or a tax department that should oversee this?

Pls roll a 3, pls roll a 3, pls roll a 3. It's a 2?! oh fuck off.

You know what? he's done. He's not playing this stupid game.

I love his facial expressions so much in this card you guys. You don’t understandddd

Last part ! I love this man so much y’all. It’s insane. I have a problem 😂😭

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

I can't unsee this

lollol

I think Sylus has a favorite position

I already headcanoned that he prefers any position where he can see your face😉😉looks like he's a missionary kinda guy🙌🏻🙌🏻

Credit to httpskitt on Twitter

I know Goodcat isnt exactly missionary, but we're still facing him🫦🫦

Sylus our missionary king🙏🙏