Hi Here’s A Cool Bird I Betcha Didn’t Know Existed, ✨the Wallcreeper✨

sometimes I forget orchids grow on trees and I’m like. oh.

The real Stardew Valley experience be like:

Pierre: My small local business will die if JojaMart sinks its claws in town.

Shane: I hate my life, all I ever do is work, drink, sleep, and what's the point of that?

Leah: My ex was toxic but I can't help thinking I'm the selfish one for leaving them.

Penny: My mother's drinking addiction is really taking a toll on both of us.

Sebastian: My family doesn't understand me and my parents love my sister more.

Jodi: I love my husband, but the war has changed him. I'm trying my hardest but it's exhausting.

The player:

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gyroid bath time 🫧

New skill we made last session: Vibe Check.

D20+wisdom - a person, place, or thing either passes or fails. That’s all.

losing my shit over this

pinkie pie with a big batch of bread for the one hour animation challenge of the week! prompt was "powder" so i went with flour

my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help

I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor. 

Singing will happen, happening, happened Will happen, happening, happened And will happen again and again 'Cause you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then And so, you and I will always be best friends.

Okay to reblog, just be respectful👍