my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this
i have exams in a week
freaky little scavenger
i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
Singing will happen, happening, happened Will happen, happening, happened And will happen again and again 'Cause you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then And so, you and I will always be best friends.
Okay to reblog, just be respectful👍
little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."
so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao
Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
pinkie pie with a big batch of bread for the one hour animation challenge of the week! prompt was "powder" so i went with flour