Breaking News 🥺😢💔💔💔

There is a special spot reserved in my heart for Magnificent Frigatebirds. These fuckos are so regal, and they are also ENORMOUS, with a wingspan of up to 8 FEET.

The first time I saw one in person, my brain did a 10-second-reboot because oh neat a pterodactyl just flew overhead--waitwhatnow?

Again, these aerial monstrosities have a wingspan significantly longer than adult human, and in the wild you'll most encounter them circling high in the air above an ocean coast.

Which is why it was endlessly hilarious to me when I found out what the males look like close up.

My good bitch, I bruised at least three ribs laughing.

oh shit! I am sad for no reason!!!!!!

the Grinch and Shrek bonding over their mutual appreciation for onions and being green

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

As far as I'm concerned, all math is girl math. Knowing the ways to make numbers reveal their secrets for you and make them show you numbers that aren't right there is witchcraft, and witchcraft is women's work.

DM: So, you’re falling?

Rogue tabaxi: Well... athletically falling.

"you were such a beautiful girl" "You're gonna be an ugly man" WRONG!!!!!! HAPPINESS WILL NOW SHINE OUT OF ME LIKE RAYS OF SUNLIGHT!!!! BEAUTY IS WHAT IS INSIDE YOUR HEART!!!! WHAT USE IS A PRETTY FACE WITH A ROTTING MISERABLE SOUL

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear