Quietly Losing My Mind Over The Fact That Elon Musk Has Straight Up Orchestrated A Coup Of Our Executive

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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story prompt: December is halfway over. You have made a 50,000 USD bet with your Fabulously Wealthy Swedish Friend From Boarding School that the Gävle Goat will burn down before the New Year. After weighing the financial risks, you google “molotov cocktail recipe” and buy a last-minute plane ticket to Sweden.

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

My players: Thank you so much for DMing! This campaign seems super cool so far :)

Me, hiding the fact that I started this adventure solely to make the final boss an evil fae chef named Guy Fairy who runs a cooking empire called Flavortowne: ya no problem

Light trap lamp! The moths are paper, and the mantis is a plastic toy. The idea was suggested to me by a friend because I had this plain shade and nothing to use it for. More moths will be added in the future to fill the sides

Every day I learn new information and I want it to Stop