Tiredbirdnerd

make a comic

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oh shit! I am sad for no reason!!!!!!

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Sometimes I pick up my cat like “I am going to wear you like a mink stole” and drape her over my neck like an outrageously expensive

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You like Caesar salad? Now imagine it was called Penis salad. Not so appetizing anymore, is it?

cicadas SLEEP for 17 YEARS and then SCREAM & EAT & FUCK for 5 WEEKS and then DIE and people somehow think humans are the smartest species

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.