Shout Out To The Little Girl At My Store Today Who Had A Shirt That Said "skeleton Mouse" And She Was

story prompt: December is halfway over. You have made a 50,000 USD bet with your Fabulously Wealthy Swedish Friend From Boarding School that the Gävle Goat will burn down before the New Year. After weighing the financial risks, you google “molotov cocktail recipe” and buy a last-minute plane ticket to Sweden.

"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"

Mundane

Evokes helplessness

Kind of a bummer

"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"

Powerful imagery

Frames you as a gothic protagonist

Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons

How fucking cool are demons???

Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

⚡️DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!⚡️

Having another fight with my mortal enemy

(child safety tops on bottles)

Hey do u know that one song that’s in every trailer that goes “FOR YOUUUU, FOR YOOUUU, OOO OOO OOOO O O OOO OO OO OOOOOO” ?????

Yeah that’s song is the embodiment mass extinction 

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

watching movies with me is just everyone else in the room waiting for me to announce which 8 characters are autistic

just realized smth n im sure someone else has probably said it before but

whenever there r those "caleb vs zayne" art pieces/media its always like, caleb throwing carrots at him but

calebs symbol is like... literally an apple... and zayne is a doctor

an apple a day...