Me Analyzing Someones Account To See If The Absolutely Depraved, Raunchy, Desperate Shit Im About To

so Talented…

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I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

puppy eyes

We’re gonna getcha

"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"

Mundane

Evokes helplessness

Kind of a bummer

"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"

Powerful imagery

Frames you as a gothic protagonist

Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons

How fucking cool are demons???

laurie 😔

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i loved you for the last time 🍎♡