Pirates Are Just Punks Of The Sea. Give A Pirate A Flannel And They'd Absolutely Wear It

hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

i have exams in a week

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

hozier would b a rubbish pirate but all the sirens would b asking him for singing lessons

This shared memory was surreal I had to share it

yes, I’m a DM, yes, I love writing, no, I don’t know how distance works. Is that building 100 feet away or 40 feet away? Should you be able to see something ten minutes down the road? Is 1,000 feet long? Is 30?? Is 6??? Could you walk across the continent in 2 weeks or 2 years? I hate this. I hate travel. I hate measurement. Fuck you.

I went to a book swap today and found a book called "What Would Jesus Craft?" so I flipped it open and stg landed on this page

this book wins for least friendly main font