I'm not? Why would I want to have sibling drama and unresolved parental issues.
dear vi,
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride
*inhales*
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
That's a conversation for your mother.
𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.
Jinx - @vile-villainess
(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)
Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved
(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)
Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake
(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure is autistic.)
Sevika - @onlyvika
(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)
Isha - @jinxbutsmol
(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)
(Non-Cannon. Characters)
Seraphine - @minisevika
(Sevika's little brat.)
Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale
(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)
Noelle - @dreamynoelle
(Sevika's scary wife.)
Sounds like I'm going to steal and sell all your fancy shower heads.
@vile-villainess
Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?
We don't talk about that day. You wouldn't want to know the horrors.
𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.
Jinx - @vile-villainess
(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)
Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved
(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)
Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake
(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure is autistic.)
Sevika - @onlyvika
(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)
Isha - @jinxbutsmol
(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)
(Non-Cannon. Characters)
Seraphine - @minisevika
(Sevika's little brat.)
Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale
(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)
Noelle - @dreamynoelle
(Sevika's scary wife.)
@bruisedandbeloved help. @vile-villainess and @jinxbutsmol have vandalized my face.
Usually I would say no, but if you agree to glow in the dark paint I wouldn't mind helping.
@vile-villainess
Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?
"What...? S'was damn good shit.."
EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....
@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..
So that's what sent her to our OR.
JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it
uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?
listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?
@bruisedandbeloved Ew.
Vi❤️
"I am not!" *Almost falls flat on face.*
JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....
what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…
i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?
i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth
*I swallow it defiantly, making an extra loud gulp sound as I maintain eye contact with her. My hands slowly reaching for another bag.*
What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.
why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............
The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous
( now gimme some)