I'm Not Pointing Fingers, Butttttt, Weren't You The One With The Idea To Start That Whole Pickpocket

Yeah, like fucking hell you did. I saw the way you two oogled each other.

Maybe she wasn't such an ass back then but I would trust her as far as I could throw her.

I'll admit, I was being mean but that doesn't change the fact you weren't present for about a third of our lives. I don't forgive you, and I probably won't for a good a long time.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

That's a conversation for your mother.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure is autistic.)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

I honestly can't even argue with that.

Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??

he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this

I let out a sigh, wiping my face for the second time today. There was nothing I could do as she ran off.

'sorry for being rude earlier. i made you a gift.'

Isha holds a carefully wrapped box up to Ekko.

@jinxbutsmol

*I eye the box suspiciously, know that Isha was Jinx's kid didn't help with the settling feeling I would get blasted with another layer of glitter. I take the box regardless and give Isha a small smirk.*

"Another bomb?"

@vile-villainess I'm putting @bruisedandbeloved in a rehab program, I found her having a staring contest with a cat last night. . .

Then get her into therapy, she has a hard time saying no to you. We both know she needs professional help...

23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?

@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

You sure this didn't happen atleast once during your Hitler era?

I meant the face you're making. 💀💀💀

You only give someone that look when they've fucked up.

I wouldn't exactly say that. More like she thought it was a good idea to see if I had almost gotten my head blown off.

Heyyyy! I found a pic of your mom and dad!!

PROOF THAT THEY LIKE EACH OTHER

@vile-villainess @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@bi4caitvi would you like to join the firelights?

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.