I Let Out A Sigh, Wiping My Face For The Second Time Today. There Was Nothing I Could Do As She Ran Off.

OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD

What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess

@bruisedandbeloved are you in on this? I told you to stay out of the kitchen.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

What did I just walk into?

[Ooc: Link to their TikTok, https://www.tiktok.com/@jessikarah?_t=ZP-8vNJ4l9JGog&_r=1 ]

One word.

RUN

Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n

what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.

@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!

Should it be made a public event? I know a good area in Zaun.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

That's not what I meant. . .

ekko my speaker on my hoverboard broke and I can no longer listen to lady gaga :( this is tragic

What..?

They were never meant to play music. . . Let alone Lady Gaga.

*I swallow it defiantly, making an extra loud gulp sound as I maintain eye contact with her. My hands slowly reaching for another bag.*

What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.

why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............

The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous

( now gimme some)

*I rip the clear plastic from one of the bags. Starting to chow down on the plastic myself, eyes clearly bloodshot from weed.*

( @vile-villainess @tismrizzzandrifles @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved Imagine walking in on this shit 😂)

What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.

why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............

The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous

( now gimme some)

I've been told they connect to a device called a 'phone'? It's a handheld speaking device.

I have a gift! Here, have some Bluetooth headphones

“Blue… tooth?” To what are these meant to connect and by what means?

Like fucking hell you do.

dear vi,

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride

*inhales*

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

Won't happen in a million years, but never hurts to try. Maybe I am crazy.

everybidy is making fun of mr body.and saying I need a "intervention"

I think he's beautiful 😔

SWEET MOTHER OF JANNA

Yeah, no. Ronnie, get some help. I'm booking you an appointment with one of our therapists...