Imagining A Story In Your Head:

AND HES STATED TO BE A MASSIVE HORROR PERSON TOO

LIKE MY MAN DID NOT GROW UP WATCHING A SHITTON OF HORROR JUST TO REACH THIS LEVEL OF ABSOLUTE IDIOCY

I’m so sorry but Mr Personal Screening may be the biggest dope in tma/tmagp history :/

“I never gave them my address, but they sent me a letter! I’m sure that’s normal!”

“The screening is at the theater my dad and I used to go to that I’m sure shut down! Cool!”

“This theater has only one employee that’s somehow doing every single job at once! Poor guy!”

BRO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!

my headcanons for shops in the hilltop centre:

touristy gift shop but there's a figure in all the postcards, getting closer and closer to the camera in each one

evil evil food court that serves you People Meat

indoor crazy golf place that's infinite and colourful and loud. if you put your hand in one of the holes to get your ball back, it bites you

a regular claire's

different version of supernatural where literally nothing changes except for the fact that cas' handprint on dean was on his ass instead of his shoulder

they asked mass murderer beep the meep his pronouns

I know Jonathan Sims is a british born child of the eighties and so technically has the highest possible moral ground and most unalienable right given by god itself to make a horror podcast episode out of Mr Blobby and yet after listening to said episode I still feel a deep seated need to accuse him of some unspeakable crime against the entire country

havent listened to the episode yet what the FUCK does this mean

studying isn’t as aesthetic when you have to do it or else you’ll fail your finals

everytime i get excited about tmagp i remember that jonny not only pretty much exclusively writes tragedies but also enjoys killing off his characters! :DDD that’s great!! i am so terrified :DD

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember