AND HES STATED TO BE A MASSIVE HORROR PERSON TOO

Learning a new language is bullshit because yeah you can learn the letters, sounds, rules and the grammar and how sentences are structured etc. but at some point you're just gonna have to grit your teeth and memorize a few hundred thousand words by heart individually

hey what if I threw up actually

Jonathan Sims, head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

i'll take three of whatever david tennant's joints are having these days, jesus. flexi-stretchy-hippity-hoppity man

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I sent my friend a picture of just like the Torchwood cast and he thought it was My Chemical Romance for a split second 😭 I don't blame him honestly, they do have that vibe especially in the pic I sent him jdjskdnf

the weird thing about having a horror podcast as a piece of comfort media is being sad and going "you know what would make me feel better? listening to that traumatized British man read out people's deepest fears and horrible experiences! that will cheer me up!" and then it WORKS.

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities