I Know Jonathan Sims Is A British Born Child Of The Eighties And So Technically Has The Highest Possible

hey what if I threw up actually

"I created you, and I can destroy you!" "I don’t name them. The universe names them. Through me." "You’ve made a powerful enemy tonight." "I was born down here and I’ll die down here." "Don’t ‘What?’ me. I invented ‘What?’."

alice keeps saying these things that make her sound like some all powerful diety thing that's been around since the dawn of time and i know they're bits but part of me is like what if she Is and that's a whole thing. plot twist sam, your bestie is god

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS A PROTOCOL ??

ceasefire will probably be the end for us while for them, it'll be just a beginning

different version of supernatural where literally nothing changes except for the fact that cas' handprint on dean was on his ass instead of his shoulder

my son who i hate

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

AND HES STATED TO BE A MASSIVE HORROR PERSON TOO

LIKE MY MAN DID NOT GROW UP WATCHING A SHITTON OF HORROR JUST TO REACH THIS LEVEL OF ABSOLUTE IDIOCY

I’m so sorry but Mr Personal Screening may be the biggest dope in tma/tmagp history :/

“I never gave them my address, but they sent me a letter! I’m sure that’s normal!”

“The screening is at the theater my dad and I used to go to that I’m sure shut down! Cool!”

“This theater has only one employee that’s somehow doing every single job at once! Poor guy!”

BRO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!

the number of children that have been orphaned in gaza crosses the mark of 25,000.