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practicing self-care (binge-listening to tmagp for like the 3rd time bc the s1 finale broke me)

literally both doomed from s1 don't talk to me

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

"I created you, and I can destroy you!" "I don’t name them. The universe names them. Through me." "You’ve made a powerful enemy tonight." "I was born down here and I’ll die down here." "Don’t ‘What?’ me. I invented ‘What?’."

alice keeps saying these things that make her sound like some all powerful diety thing that's been around since the dawn of time and i know they're bits but part of me is like what if she Is and that's a whole thing. plot twist sam, your bestie is god

i'll take three of whatever david tennant's joints are having these days, jesus. flexi-stretchy-hippity-hoppity man

I can't help but make a parallel between Lena sending Bonzo names and addresses of people to "deal with" and Jonah sending Jared Hopworth letters with names and locations of people with "good bones"

Once again office bosses are the comically obvious bad guys in every universe

AND HES STATED TO BE A MASSIVE HORROR PERSON TOO

LIKE MY MAN DID NOT GROW UP WATCHING A SHITTON OF HORROR JUST TO REACH THIS LEVEL OF ABSOLUTE IDIOCY

I’m so sorry but Mr Personal Screening may be the biggest dope in tma/tmagp history :/

“I never gave them my address, but they sent me a letter! I’m sure that’s normal!”

“The screening is at the theater my dad and I used to go to that I’m sure shut down! Cool!”

“This theater has only one employee that’s somehow doing every single job at once! Poor guy!”

BRO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!

They are carpet bombing Rafah. The over 1.4 million Palestinians in Rafah are being targeted at what is now 4 in the morning for them. They are posting their goodbyes.

uh hi so!

i wrote this webpage that walks u thru looking after yourself when you know a thought is making you spiral. deployed it publicly bc i wanted it on mobile and i thought other people might like it too

check it oot

studying isn’t as aesthetic when you have to do it or else you’ll fail your finals