@propshophannah @sparkleywonderful @vannserra Or It Could Be Cain's Animal Form! I Honestly Forgot About

Your an orphan? Of course! I'm an orphan, god I wish there was a war then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for.

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

Now this is friendly xD

Friendly Reminder

Aelin once called Gavriel Uncle Kitty-Cat

I really want a TV show, but knowing us Americans, it will most likely be almost nothing like the books, sadly

BY THE WAY

SJM said that the Throne of Glass tv show is named Queen of Shadows so it doesn’t get confused with Game of Thrones. but it will still be starting off from book one!

Awwww, we need Aelin and Feyre to meet! Along with Rhys and Rowan! That would be awesome

Things I Learned at Sarah J. Maas' Book Signing Today:

-Sarah has been asked to write a catwoman comic for dc, which she predicts will come out in 2018

-She’s been banned from playing board games by her family

-If she went to hogwarts, she would be a slytherin, but she would live in Gryffindor’s tower bc the living under a lake thing would freak her out

-her personal blog in high school became like a meme for the school

-If Manon and Celaena went to Starbucks, Manon would either get ice water at the counter instead of buying a water bottle, or two straight shots of espresso bc she’s a badass, and

Celaena would get the sweetest possible frappuccino with like 3x the amount of whipped cream a normal one has.

-if Celaena, Rowan, Dorian, Chaol, Rhysand and Tamlin played monopoly together,

Celaena would be the banker who embezzled money,

Rowan would be the one who was “watching her like a hawk”(her pun not mine),

Dorian and Rhys would be really smart with their purchases and take the game really seriously,

Chaol would take it just as seriously and pull out the rule book,

and Tamlin would be like “lmao no that’s a mortal game why would I play that?”

After Rowan calls her out for embezzlement, Celeana would flip the board and set it on fire while it was in the air.

-if all the characters from both series were put in the hunger games:

The thirteen would band together and hunt

They would probably kill Dorian who would either die from that or trusting Celaena as an ally and getting stabbed

Chaol would make a valiant effort but get steamrolled by the magic users, probably trying to protect Dorian.

Rhys would win bc of the brain melting thing, but without that, she doesn’t know.

-Throne of Glass and ACOTAR take place in the same universe, so in theory, you could open a wyrdgate to one from the other, but she has no plans of the two interacting.

-Celaena and Manon are Sarah’s favorite characters in ToG, and Rhys and Nesta are the two known characters that are her favorites in ACOTAR

-Sarah was inspired to write the first scene of ACOTAR while listening to the Princess Mononoke soundtrack.

-While ToG is inspired by Cinderella, ACOTAR draws heavily from Beauty and the Beast and East of the Sun West of the Moon.

-Sarah’s favorite scene in ACOMAF was inspired by Hansel and Gretel and was so graphic she gagged while writing it.

-The only times Sarah was so shaken by what she was writing that she had to take a break were when Sam died, and when Asterin talked about her past.

Kind of, two of the main characters are almost exactly like how I imagine their behavior in ACOWAR, and it was a really good movie!

So today is the day I get to go see Star Wars even though it doesn’t come out until tomorrow

and my little sister got sick the other day and she looks like a zombie I kid you not. So we can’t take her to the film but she wants to go cuz it’s the cinema with the lounge chairs and I swear if she goes she’ll fall asleep before it even starts

I stayed quiet when I learned his name, but in my head I was screaming!

So today is the day I get to go see Star Wars even though it doesn’t come out until tomorrow

and my little sister got sick the other day and she looks like a zombie I kid you not. So we can’t take her to the film but she wants to go cuz it’s the cinema with the lounge chairs and I swear if she goes she’ll fall asleep before it even starts

The "useful Spanish phrases" this is NOT useful, as being hispanic and in a hispanic school, most people would probably beat the shit out of you if you said the last one

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

@aelin-rattlesthestars yes, yes it would!

I’m dead

I told my friend to read the Throne of Glass series after a ton of convincing she finally did……

SHE CALLED ME 5 MINUTES AGO CRYING SAYING SHE FINISHED EMPIRE OF STORMS AND STARTED RANTING ABOUT AELIN AND HOW MAEVES A BITCH  AND HOW ROWAN HAS TO FIND HER AND THAT LORCAN HAS TO GET ELIDE BACK AND SHE SHIPS DORIAN  AND MANON HOW SHE WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH ROWAN AND AELIN BEING MATES……..AFTER 10 MINUTES SHE CALMED DOWN AND BEFORE SHE HANGED UP

SHE SAYS “I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL THIS”

This is true. And I love Skyrim even more when its worded this way

reasons to play skyrim:

interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)

you can kill things by yelling at them

you can punch bears

you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket

there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

I just found out that Rhysand was pronounced Ree-sand as well, and Rees for Rhys. I'm still calling him Rhy-sand and Rhys though xD

LYSANDRA IS PRONOUNCED LIE-SANDRA MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE