Small Lil Post Of Out Of Context Other Blog Shenanigans With Bonus Drawing JDHHD

COSMIC !? DO YOU NEED TO TALK??? /J

(Honestly though, real.)

y’all someone fucking put me down like old yeller i have a crush on my 30 something male therapist

LIKE HE’S SO FUCKING HOT AND FUNNY THIS IS UNFAIR

great advice <3 /srs

I just got fucking deadnamed by some bitch who hates me what the fuck

~🫐

kill them with kindness <3

(punch that ho)

I want to KISS the person who made this display, that is AMAZING

the day i get to 115lbs im going to have the craziest shopping spree ever. if i could just never eat again.

legspo to kick off this fast

THATS MY EVERYDAY LIFE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING LMAO (i was seeing and hearing shit earlier, the man with the weird jaw was back)

i think, Hypothetically, the scariest things are things that aren't people. Things that can destroy your life or your family's life with a snap of your fingures. Things that lack basic human needs like sleep or thirst. Things that can continue to harm you even after you die. Things that don't die. People claim that humanity is on the top of the food chain right? Imagine that wasn't the case. That there are millions of things a hell of a lot more powerful than us, and a lot more sinister. Things that don't just hurt you, but break you. Tear apart every little piece of your soul until you aren't you anymore. Like I don't like spiders right? So this thing would generate billions of spiders, and make them chew at my skin until I die. But no. I don't die. I keep having to relive the pain… the terror. I'm unable to do anything but sit there and listen to the creatures bite at my flesh. Watch as the creature's also bite at my family's flesh. That's what would scare me. Monsters that do monstrous things for the hell of it and drag innocent lives into their games. They have no code, no reason. They just hurt things.

i feel like i just read something by Franz kafka

yeah that sounds like literal hell

im speechless tbh

this was very profound

also are you okay?

im sorry i wish i had a better response other than

damn "So this thing would generate billions of spiders, and make them chew at my skin until I die."

made my skin crawl eugghhhh i hate spiders disgusting

what if ur biggest fear was stalkers so the "thing" would constantly have you on edge with shadows of people that arent really there, anonymous letters from your "stalker", noises that nobody else hears but you, seeing imaginary people, etc

request??

vox x reader :>

scenario: vox teaches reader how to dance (like formally)??

God we love this flat screen tv more then is normal HAHA! I hope you like it because I’m so nervous nsgsjdbge I TRIED TO MAKE THIS AS IN CHARECTER AS POSSIBLE SOB

VOX X READER!! (Reader will be gn because anon didn’t specify!)

Warning; None!

this is my first fic! Please tell me if I did good or not :>

your sitting in Vox’s tower, bored as hell, you would usually wonder around but Vox requested for you to stay where you were, as he said that he wanted to teach you something ‘later’. It’s already later and he’s late. You groan in frustration, leave it to Vox to be late to his own plans.

after a few minutes he finally gets there, his smooth voice greeting you. “Why you stayed, perfect, sorry I’m late, Valentino held me up.” He says, you huff, it’s always Valentino this and Valentino that with Vox, as he makes it his duties to make sure Valentino doesn’t fuck everything up.

You look at him. “Yeah, it’s always Valentino.” You say, standing up, “Why did you want me to stay here Vox? You said you’ll teach me something?” You ask, he smiles at you, god his smile. He may sometimes be a lot to put up with but god that smile makes you feel butterflies every time you see it

As formal music starts playing you jump, forgetting that he can connect to any speakers. “Well, my dear, I thought I would try to teach you to dance. And before you say that you know how to dance I mean formally. Not all.. dumb like people think is dancing” he says with a sly smile as you roll your eyes.

“Alright then, teach me.” You respond, a slight smile on your face. As he walks to you he starts instructing you on where and how to stand when waiting for your dancing partner. “Stand a little straighter and to the left- Nono, my left! Look at me as well.” He bosses as he gets to you.

As he gets to you he clasps one of your hands in his and puts his other on your hip. “Alright, hold my hand and put your other on my shoulder. Yes, just like that, good, now step forward and step back, forward, back, turn too, we have to turn.” He explains, your frustration slight. “Are there a bunch of rules to this? It’s stupid.” You mumble, he then dips you, scaring you a little. “This is called a dip, I won’t drop you relax, your stiffer then a board.” He comments as he brings you back up.

You’re still a little tense when he brings you back up. “Sometimes I think you will drop me, you act like it” you respond, making him laugh as you continue the pattern. Forward, back, forward, back, turn. Then he spins you, catching you and dipping you, almost as if he’s been doing it his whole life and death. You’re less stiff but it’s because of the surprise. “That’s what I’m talking about!”

After about an hour of practice you got it down, moving in almost perfect sync with him. Forward, back, forward, back, turn, forward, back, spin, dip, forward and repeat. You’re smiling with him. “This is a lot easier now!” You say, laughing as he shakes his head. “Of course it is, it’s not like it’s hard in general!” He responds.

CUDSCBYDNYXDEEXDYN I HOPE YOU LIKE IT GRAH OMGGGGGG THIS WAS HARD AT THE BEGINING ND IT GOT PROGRESSIVELY EASIER TO WRITE HAHAHA

THATS OKAY YEAH WE’LL BE RIDE OR DIES LMAO (totally didn’t binge both seasons of gravity falls in less then 24 hours

Plz watch gravity falls with me

HAPPILY I LOVE GRAVITY FALLS

SO I CAN!?

can I explain the sally face lore to you?

-🫐

if it’s scary, then nooooo way! 😰

And Lars is talking about himself in the third person

LALALALALALA LALALALALALA

･ ｡ ☆∴ ｡　* 　･ﾟ *｡★･ 　　 ･ *ﾟ｡　　 * 　 ･ ﾟ｡･ﾟ★｡ ☆ﾟ･｡°. *　　ﾟ｡·･｡ ﾟ 　　 　ﾟ *.｡☆｡ ★　･ 　　 * ☆ ｡･ﾟ*.｡ 　　　 *　★ ﾟ･｡ * ｡ 　　　　 ･　　ﾟ☆ ｡