Something About Vox’s Side Profile Is So Funny Like It’s So Flat-

props to my girl velvette, she finally figured out how to straighten her hair without deadly frizz taking hold and making it generate thrust; my congratulations to her in this thrilling time

”my babies my children i love them” i say about men in their thirties

someone put me down.

with god as my witness i refuse to simp for any hazbin characters i will not do this

i think it’s so funny to ship things that you don’t even particularly want to happen they just have good dynamics

with god as my witness i refuse to simp for any hazbin characters i will not do this

sometimes i wonder which hazbin character i’m most like and then i remember i’m mentally ill and collect plastic ducks every time i go to an arcade

i drew my favourite hazbin hotel ship 🥰😊😍

so even though people in hell can like heal from injuries and stuff, they don’t age phsycally??? where is the limit. if they cut their hair, is it just stuck like that 4ever?? is that why alasoty has suvh a fuckass bob????

Context: Lucifer is lonely after the (supposed) divorce and unconsciously ends up pinning for his nemesis/frenemy.

After past experience with Vox, Alastor can almost immediately tell when someone is crushing on him, so he did the only reasonable thing for an Aroace person to do in that situation. 👍

valentino getting ready in the morning