Hazbin Velvette - Blog Posts
I want Angel Dust's human form to be so strong. I want Anthony (Angel's real name) to terrorize all of Italy. I want him to be called the Mafia's prince, Italy's beauty. I want his name to be illegal to name your child even 10 years after his death. I wish there were so many legends about this man that no one could discern the truth from the false. I want him to be traumatized, to the point of no longer being considered a human but rather walking monster. I want his left eye to be shot by his father when he was young, to make him look even more horrifying. I want Val to shit his boots when he understands who was Angel Dust when he was human. I want him to be considered as the most powerful mafioso. I want his character to be so complex that even the overlord will have difficulties to understand everything of him.
On a less serious note, Vox is an unrepentant simp and when all of Hell finds out Alastor was Eve, he is practically foaming at the mouth.
Vox, ecstatic: To think Alastor was the first woman! The mother of all humanity!
Valentino, teasing: To think Vox has a mommy kink.
Velvette, done with both of them: Says the man writing a B-movie script about Eve right now.
Eve Reincarnation!AU
*He/she/they pronouns for Eve
Eve was bored. Heaven's wonders could only entertain her for so long. And she was sick of the pity and condescension.
For all that Lucifer was damned to the hell he created for his actions, he at least had Lilith with him to bare the burden.
She was not so lucky. Adam would sooner die a second death than take accountability. And the angels regarded her alone with mixed pity and suspicion.
Adam thrived in heaven, but it stifled her like nothing else. Eternal peace was stagnant; she missed Earth and eagerly watched the planet and her descendents antics with curiosity.
It was her who first put forth the idea of reincarnation. But Sera, bewildered by her desire to leave heaven and wary of having her alive after her first fuckup (honestly, eat one fruit and they never let you forget it!), dismissed her.
It was just her luck that Adam, who ran his mouth faster than his brain could keep up, bragged about getting the Seraphim to agree to his yearly hell extermination where her request had been rejected.
And wasn't it just grand that it was supposed to be a secret? Wouldn't it be a shame for that to get out, right, Sera?
Her reincarnation request was approved. She was the first and only soul to be granted this. Per her request, heaven would be barred from viewing or interfering with her new life.
And it was wonderful! They had a new life, a new name, a new gender! And no one to hold them back and say 'remember the apple, Eve?'
Then they died. And back to heaven they went, unknowing of their past life as Eve. Until Sera accousted them before they'd even made it through the gate.
Sera conjured a glowing white apple and offered it to them. Their curiosity had followed them to this next life so they accepted and the Seraphim smiled sardonically and said, 'Welcome back Eve.'
But they. weren't. EVE! Not anymore. Or at least they were not JUST eve.
But being the only soul to reincarnate, the angels just didn't understand that. Nor would Sera care to, she allowed Adam and Eve's requests only if she could ignore the consequences.
The human who once was Eve, decided to reincarnate again. Anything to escape their dreary eternity in heaven.
And then he died. And Sera offered him the apple, said, 'Welcome back Eve' and on and on the cycle continued.
He tried to lead his next few lifetimes into sin, maybe in hell they'd get at least some of the excitement she'd loved from Earth.
She had no clue how she kept getting into heaven. Over the course of several different lives, they'd committed all sorts of sins. And yet it never stuck.
So they struck a deal, and in his next life, she finally got what she'd been craving.
Eternal Entertainment.
Welcome to hell, Alastor.
lmao it would be perfect
Vox would just probs straight up die if all electricity got turned off like depending on his battery life i give him 1 to 2 hours
Velvette would CRUMBLE like shes the social media overlord she'd either get sent into a blind rage (prob killing like minimum one person) or like she'd have a mental breakdown cause like social media is the way she has power in this case and the vees seem to have a power that all involve mind control of sorts (Vox his eye Valentino his saliva) so maybe hers is connected to social media? And taking a hit like that power wise would obviously not be great (I mean there is a third option that she'll be upset but not more butshed still go crazy cause without Vox she has to deal with Valentino)
And Valentinos an adult baby who needs Vox to take care of him... I give him 1 day max
It would be so easy to get rid of the Vee's just turn off the electricity
*super cool caption that makes you laugh*
drew em since Vox and vel are two of my favorites- so I felt the need to draw Val too :’] looks alr I think
Redesigned the Vees + Alastor bc I felt like it
Fun fact: Valentino is based on an actual spider
The real reason Velvette was at the Overlord meeting alone
I went down an mlp rabbit hole and now I want to draw all the Hazbin characters has mlp characters
I hope people actually like this because I really liked drawing them even tho I’m not the greatest at drawing ponies
The cutie marks
It really took the peak of my brain power to come up with cutie marks
I tried to make them the three different types of ponies but idk if moth really reads as Pegasus. He has wings. That’s good enough
Shout out to Niffty for existing. Easily one of the girls of all time
Also she’s really fun to draw
Feel free to skip Val’s dialog. He contributes nothing to society or this comic
I successfully made myself uncomfortable while writing for Val. His existence makes me sad.
Anyways, Velvette is so PRETTY!! 😫😤
Big brain Velvette
Bring him to your level by force so you can reach his face to slap.
Drawing Val getting abused is better than therapy (and sex)
In the past 14 days I have drawn 35 drawings and all of them are hazbin hotel.
And 31/35 of them are huskerdust related
This show has taken over my life. I spend the majority of my waking hours drawing.
Someone please send help
She’s so fun to draw. I love her design
Drawing this was therapeutic
posting this on tumblr too, as requested
velvette in a million (18) outfits
After about 2 months of not drawing due to lack of motivation and energy just decided to go nuts and draw Four pictures in like 2 hours. Lol
I had this idea, and I couldn't leave it undrawn, but then I didn't feel like finishing it, so have this <3
Being in the Hell-verse fandom is like
Oh why is this character my favourite?
It's because we have similar trauma and I relate to that character deeply I feel so much pain and emotions through them they describe my trauma perfectly.
And why is this other character also in my top favourite characters?
Because they're a cool ass bad bitch, I like them.
Val and Vox Tickle Fight~
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Part 2 - Lee!Val x Ler!Vox
Ft: Velvette
It's been a couple of days since Val completely violated Vox. Vox has been thinking what the hell to do. Valentino has FOUR. ARMS. Val could EASILY slip one of his hands to tickle Vox instantly. Vox had trouble, so he went to his... friend for help.
"VELVETTE!!" Vox bardged into Velvette's office, making her jump
"AH-- Fuck Vox! What do ya want?!" Velevette yelled, slamming her hands on her desk
"Calm down. Anyway, you got handcuffs?"
Velvette blinked. "Handcuffs? What would you need handcuffs for?"
"Not important. Do you have any?"
"Pink fluffy handcuffs?"
"...Don't make it kinky." Vox growled a little, making Velvette snicker
"Alright, alright. Do you want the handcuffs to dig in or?.."
"Something like a pillow."
"Kinda like an ankle brand thing?"
"Sure."
"Kay..." Velevette opened a drawer and ramadged through the things inside it. Finally, she pulled one out. "Here." She tossed Vox the handcuffs, and he caught them with one hand perfectly.
"...Why do you even have these again?"
"No apparent reason. Why do you even need those?"
"No apparent reason. Have another pair?"
"Yeah." Velvette tossed him another pair, which hit him in the face
"OW!!"
"HAHA!!!" Velevette laughed. Vox just growled and picked up the handcuffs.
"Thanks, ya bastard." Vox scoffed and walked out, slamming the door behind him
M E A N W H I L E
Val was chilling on his couch, completely zoned out. Then, two hands covered his eyes
"WAH--" Val kinda screamed. "WHO THE FUCK--"
"Guess who~" Vox hummed. Val chuckled.
"I don't know~ Maybe a short TV man?~"
"I- That's just mean!>:(" Vox huffed.
"Yeah?~"
"Just close your eyes, you damn moth..."
"If you say so~" When Vox uncovered Val's eyes, Val closed em. Vox walked in front of Val and grabbed his upper arms, and handcuffed his wrists. And then grabbed his lower arms and handcuffed those wrists.
"...Should I be concerned Vox?" Val finally opened his eyes once he was handcuffed.
"Kinda..." Vox chuckled a bit.
"So... Val..."
"Hm?"
"Remember a couple of days ago where you absolutely violated me with your four damn hands?"
"Pfft, yeah, why?" Val chuckled a bit before his smile faded and his eyes widened. Val giggled nervously. "W-Wait... Vohox don't--"
"Wow, I'm not even touching you yet, and you're giggling!" Vox chuckled, raising his hands and wiggling his fingers teasingly.
"VAX--" Val voice cracked watching to back away, but his legs were numb
"I'm... gonna... getcha!" Vox scribbled his fingers all over Val's stomach.
"EEP-- Vohohox!! Nahahahaho!"
"Thank GOD I have you handcuffed right now~"
"You cheheheheheater!!"
"Me? Cheat? How dare you think that!~" Vox snickered. He moved one of his hands under his boyfriends thigh and SQUEEZED it gently.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VOHOHOHOX-- VOHOHOX NOT THEHEHEHEHERE!!! OH MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!!"
"Tickle Tickle my little lee~"
"DOHOHOHON'T TEHEHEHEHEASE MEHEHEHEHE!!"
"Aww, no teases? Too bad!" Vox smirked and traced his finger along Val's side, making it worse.
"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHO! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!!"
"Not there? Sheesh! Where do you want me to go than Val?~"
"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO WHEHEHEHEEHERE!"
"But that's no fun~" Teased Vox, he then shot his hands to Valentinos upper underarms.
"VOHOHOHOHOHOHOX!!! FUHUHUHUCKING NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Val covered his blushy face with his cuffed upper hands.
"Aww~ look how cute you are! It's like you're BEGGING for me to tickle you~"
"VAAHAHAHAHAOX!!"
"Yessssss Val?~" Vox used one of his hands to poke at Val's waist
"SHIHIHIHIHIT!! NOOOOHOHOHOHO!"
"Yehehehehes!" Vox mocked having an evil glint in his eyes
"PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHORE!! I CAN'T TAHAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHIT!!" Val was pn the verge of tears at this point. Vox rolled his eyes and stopped tickling the poor moth
"Are you sorry?"
"Y-yehehes... holy fuhuhuck..." Val giggled breathlessly, taking in air.
"Good~!" Vox smiled and uncuffed Val's (4) wrists.
"Who... whohoho even gave you thohose?"
"Velevette."
"She is soooo dehead..." Val curled up a bit, wiping away the tears that were in his eyes
"Did I... go too far?" Vox tilted his TV head in slight concern.
"Nah..." Val chuckled and picked Vox up, placing him on his lap.
"Such a kinky bitch..." Vox's face flushed a bit.
"Yeah, yeah." Val rolled his eyes and planted a kiss on Vox's head
"Ohhh... everyone is gonna LOVE this!!" Was Velvette recording in the corner? Yes. Yes, she was. She was gonna humiliate them horribly online.
🩷End💙
Random Hazbin art dump (I was too tired to retake the pics so bear with the poor quality please 🙏🙏)
I FORGOT MY BOY SIR PENTIOUS nO-
Here is a little vid I made bc I was bored and I'm trying to make edits and things like this, yet I obviously don't know a lot so... Yeah, that. I have more in my gallery bc I was bored and I don't have where to upload them.
If it has bad quality, I'm so sorry-😭
I used the tiktok form bc I was thinking about uploading it in tiktok, yet I don't really use it so I'll just upload it here and if I find an app then I'll go there and upload my vids-
I... I JUST finished Hazbin Hotel and-
I won't be the same anymore, like, I NEED THAT SECOND SEASON
AND I NEED IT NOW.
LIKE, TF DO YOU MEAN THAT IT WILL BE BETWEEN 2024 AND 2025???? WE JUST BEGAN THE YEAR AND YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT WILL BE AT THE END OF IT???????
I'm going to suicide and go to hell myself if you don't give me a season two. Or the whole series-
But, whatever...
...Btw:
(Sorry for the bad quality omg☠) They're the same, we just need Velvette to be drinking and that's it.
Y'all don't know how much I'll search for Hazbin Hotel content. It's my new... Poison, you could say (I'm so bad at joking omg...).
gothic lolita vel 🩸
LESBIAN VELVETTE LESBIAN VELVETTE IM LOSING MY MIND OVER LESBIAN VELVETTE
based on the updates, I am manifesting that velvette gets with verosika .PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
I saw a thing on YouTube and Tiktok about the orange peel theory. If you don't know what that is, basically the girl or guy will ask their S/O to peel them an orange. It's to test if the person you are with. A couple of the videos I saw reminded me of certain Hazbin or Helluva Boss characters, so here we go. Will link the original videos.
TW: Valentino because it's Val.
VOX
Laying in bed, you called for your boyfriend. From the other room, you heard him shout, "Yeah?" He comes in dressed in his suit, ready to go to work. "Can you go downstairs and bring me an orange?" You ask nicely. He looks at you for a moment. "I'm busy right now, but yeah, alright, one second." Vox leaves the room. You can hear him rustling around in the kitchen. A few minutes later, he returns with a plate in his hand. "Here you go," he says, handing you the plate and kissing the top of your head. "You cut them up for me?" He starts to walk away. "Yeah, like a sun. I am busy. I gotta go to work. I love you, and I'll be back later." He walks out of the room, and you call after him. "I love you too."
Husk
You were sitting on the couch watching television with Angel. "Hey, so what is the deal with you and Husk lately. You datin' or what?" You look over at Angel in confusion. "What do you mean? Sure, we drink together and talk, but that's what friends do." Angel rolls his eyes. "Yeah, and they also don't wait on your every need, neither." "He doesn't do that." "Seriously? I can't get one drink out of the man, and he gets you everything." You laugh, "That's because you always flirt with him, Angel." Angel opens his mouth to retort but then closes it again. "Touche. But okay, just ask him to peel you an orange for ya." Now you roll your eyes, "That's stupid. He will tell me to peel it myself." Angel whispers, "Look here he comes. Just say ya want an orange but don't wanna peel it." You see Husk walking by, so you do as Angel says. "I really want to eat an orange, but I don't wanna peel it." Husk stops and turns to look at you. "Where is it?" He asks. "Oh, I don't, don't have it. Do we have any?" "Let me go look." Husk leaves to go to the kitchen to look. Normally, he would have some on hand behind the bar for Angel's cocktails. But he knows he used the last of them yesterday. You get up off the couch to follow him into the kitchen. "Are their any in there?" You asked, leaning against the frame. "Where would they be?" "Just in the fruit drawer. If there is none, that's okay. I don't need an orange." He shuts the fridge door and looks at you. "I need to go to the store anyway." Husk walks past you and into the foyer. "I'll pick some up." You look at him and then to Angel and then back at him. "Really?!" You asked, shocked. He nods and turns around to leave out the door. "Since you are going out, can you grab me-" "No." Husk states and shuts the door behind him. "See! He even went to the store for you! He's obviously into you."
Lucifer
You and Lucifer were cuddling in bed after a very eventful day out. This man held your bags as you shopped around the other rings and then took you out to a nice restaurant afterward. You felt like the luckiest girl in all of hell. Though you were craving an orange. "I kind of want an orange, but I don't want to peel it myself, you know?" Lucifer looked down at you. This was normal for you. Sometimes, you would get weird cravings or random thoughts and spoke out loud. It's just one of the reasons he loves you so much. "I'll peel it for you." He lovingly says. Only a few seconds later follow it up with, "You like oranges?" That's makes you laugh. "When did you like oranges?" And that only solidifies that you are in love with your short king of hell.
Blitz
You and Blitz have been dating for a few months. And you saw this trend going around that if you ask your partner if they would peel an orange for you, it makes or breaks your relationship. So you thought it would be funny to give it a try. You were sitting on his couch, ready to watch a movie when you brought out your phone to record. "Babe," you shout. "Yeah?" "Could you cut me up an orange?" You thought you were slick, but he saw your phone. And you knew he saw your phone but decided to still record. "Y/N, of course, anything for you," Blitz says dramatically like all the other videos he has seen of this trend. You are laughing as he walks by and says, "Eat shit." And then farts right next to you. Of course, you screech and move to the other end of the couch. But in the end, he does, in fact, cut up the fruit for you, and you are happily sharing it on the couch.
So, with this one, I made a trigger warning for Val because it's Val, but I thought this was hilarious. This is eventually will be going into my Vox x OC fanfic, and I wanted to put it here because, like I said, it was too funny to pass up.
Valentino
After a long, hard days work, the Vee's like to relax a little before retiring for the night. Val was scrolling on his phone and possibly harassing Angel for the ten thousand time today as Calliope was sitting in Vox's lap on the couch, watching him scroll through sinstagram. Velvette walks in and sits on the other end of the couch. It was quiet for a few minutes when Velvette spoke. "Val?" "Yeah?" "Can you peel me an orange?" That got Calliope's attention. She's seen this trend before, and she knows Vox knows this trend. She looks to Velvette, and she has her phone recording the moth. "The fuck?" Calliope and Velvette both start chuckling and she composes her self. "I'm really wanting an orange." "Well I don't have an orange and I don't know how to peel." Vox silently laughs, as Calliope is wheezing from this interaction. "I don't. I don't get it?" Val asks. Velvette laughs, "If we had an orange, would you peel it for me?" "I wouldn't want to." "But you would?" Val stumbles on his words before he answers back, "I don't think I have a peeler." "A PEELER!" Calliope laughs so hard she crying into Vox's neck. Velvette is laughing just as hard. "For fuck sakes Val," Vox laughs too. Velvette, satisfied with her video, posts it and retires for the night. Valentino gets up and is still confused about why Velvette wanted an orange. That just left Calliope and Vox. Calliope's giggles subsided and laid her head on Vox's chest. After a few moments, she speaks up. "Would you peel an orange for me?" Vox puts his index finger under her chin and forces her to look up at him. "You know I would." Calliope smiles and gives Vox a kiss.
Will write it out better than this, but I hope you enjoyed it. I tried to make each one different in their own way. As you can probably guess, I really like Vox a lot. Just thought it was a funny idea.
goddammit, why is this song so damn good?
THANKS TO MY BEING RESPECTLESS ONE THING IM STARTING TO SUSPECT
IS YOU KNOW WHY THIS ANGELS HEADLESS🗣🗣🗣
DO YOU HAVE A DISCLOSURE??
THIS MEETING OVER
What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT2:
Rosie:you wanna be that cool aunt probably because you don't want to raise kids. Probably a therapist friend
Sera:you're the oldest sibling who got shitted on by your younger siblings because you were an adult figure and their sibling. You probably would kin fiona gallagher.
Emily:you are a very outgoing person and your bad trait is being too nice and empathetic so you let people walk on you.
Susan:...who likes her? If you do, you probably are a Karen, or you say it just to piss others off cause you're a lil shit.
Carmella carmine:you use to do ballet or wanted to do ballet. Also very protective to your loved ones.
Velvette(probably spelled it wrong): you're very blunt. And honest.
Vox:you thought alastor was a basic choice.
Valentino: now I'm not gonna shit on you because I know some people like him because of his design not because of his character. I also like how they designed him but I hope angel gets to kill him cause he deserves it.