With God As My Witness I Refuse To Simp For Any Hazbin Characters I Will Not Do This

someone put me down.

with god as my witness i refuse to simp for any hazbin characters i will not do this

this fandom is a curse because tell me why i am shipping the first person created by god and the devil himself i don’t even know how ironic it is at this point

so even though people in hell can like heal from injuries and stuff, they don’t age phsycally??? where is the limit. if they cut their hair, is it just stuck like that 4ever?? is that why alasoty has suvh a fuckass bob????

Context: Lucifer is lonely after the (supposed) divorce and unconsciously ends up pinning for his nemesis/frenemy.

After past experience with Vox, Alastor can almost immediately tell when someone is crushing on him, so he did the only reasonable thing for an Aroace person to do in that situation. 👍

sometimes i wonder which hazbin character i’m most like and then i remember i’m mentally ill and collect plastic ducks every time i go to an arcade

i think it’s so funny to ship things that you don’t even particularly want to happen they just have good dynamics

something about vox’s side profile is so funny like it’s so flat-

”my babies my children i love them” i say about men in their thirties

i drew my favourite hazbin hotel ship 🥰😊😍

I hate him but give me that mug